Golden Kela Awards 2012 Nominations

About the Golden Kela Awards

Remember all the Bollywood movies you saw this year? Try banging your head against the wall.. still remember? Then maybe we can help.

The Golden Kela are time-honoured tradition (What? They are! 4 years counts as a tradition!) dedicated to enlightening Indian movie-goers and showcasing the Best of the Worst of what they pass as Cinema in this country – which is mostly really the same old crap only better-made, nicely-lit with more expensive looking mannequins on high-definition digital film. And we, as a nation and film-audience are the *proud* makers and viewers of the cream of the crap cinema to hit the Silver screens year after year, time after time!

The Annual Golden Kelas… Cream of the Crap!

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Golden Kela Awards 2012 Nominations

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Golden Kela Awards for Worst Actor (Male)

  • Jackkie Bhagnani for F.A.L.T.U.
  • Emraan Hashmi for Murder 2
  • Ajay Devgan and Sanjay Dutt for Rascals
  • Ranveer Singh for Ladies Vs Ricky Bahl
  • Imran Khan for Mere Brother Ki Dulhan

Golden Kela Awards for Worst Actor (Female)

  • Sonam Kapoor for Mausam
  • Deepika Padukone for Aarakshan
  • Kangana Ranaut for Tanu Weds Manu, Rascals and Miley Na Miley Hum
  • Nargis Fakhri for Rockstar

Golden Kela Awards for Worst Film

  • Ra.One
  • Ready
  • Bodyguard
  • F.A.L.T.U.
  • Mausam
  • Singham

Golden Kela Awards for Worst Supporting Actor

  • Pratiek Babbar for Dum Maaro Dum and Aarakshan
  • Angad Bedi for F.A.L.T.U.
  • Tom Wu for Ra.One
  • Puja Gupta for F.A.L.T.U.
  • Chandan Roy Sanyal for F.A.L.T.U.
  • The Cast of Pyar Ka Punchnama for Pyar Ka Punchnama

Golden Kela Awards for Worst Director

  • Roshan Abbas for Always Kabhi Kabhi
  • Rohan Sippy for Dum Maaro Dum
  • Anubhav Sinha for Ra.One
  • Anees Bazmee for Thank You and Ready
  • Puri Jagannath for Bbuddha… Hoga Terra Baap

Golden Kela Awards for Most Irritating Song (Played Endlessly on Radio and TV)

  • Chamak Challo from Ra.One
  • Fully Faltu and Char Baj Gaye from F.A.L.T.U.
  • Dhinka Chika from Ready
  • Shadai from Mausam
  • Teri Meri from Bodyguard
  • Desi Boyz Title Track from Desi Boyz

*Songs which are played endlessly on Radio and Television

Golden Kela Awards for Worst Debutant

  • Chirag Paswan for Miley Na Miley Hum
  • Sachiin Joshi for Azaan
  • Nargis Fakhri for Rockstar
  • Taaha Shah for Luv Ka The End
  • The Cast of Always Kabhi Kabhi for Always Kabhi Kabhi
  • Esha Deol for Tell Me O Kkhuda

Golden Kela Awards for Most Atrocious Lyrics

  • Jaideep Sahni for Dum Maaro Dum (Dum Maaro Dum)
  • Amitabh Bhattacharya for Pyaar Do Pyaar Lo (Thank You)
  • Amitabh Bhattacharya for Jigar Ka Tukda (Ladies Vs Ricky Bahl)
  • Amitabh Bhattacharya for The Mutton Song (Luv Ka The End)
  • Sameer for Mango (Damadamm)
  • Irshad Kamil for Mere Brother Ki Dulhan (Mere Brother Ki Dulhan)
  • Anu Malik for Tinku Jiya (Yamla Pagla Deewana)

Golden Kela Awards for Baawra Ho Gaya Hai Ke

  • Amitabh Bachchan for Bbuddha… Hoga Terra Baap
  • Pankaj Kapur for Mausam
  • Govinda for [email protected]
  • Hema Malini for Tell Me O Kkhuda
  • Sagar Bellary for Bheja Fry 2 and Hum Tum Shabana
  • Farhan Akhtar for Don 2 : The King is Back

Aaja Nach Le Award for Worst Attempt at a Comeback

  • Zayed Khan and Diya Mirza for Love Breakups Zindagi
  • Esha Deol for Tell Me O Kkhuda
  • Himesh Reshammiya for Damadamm
  • Govinda for [email protected], Loot, etc.
  • Mahakshay (urf Mimoh) Chakraborty for Haunted in 3D
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