About the Golden Kela Awards
Remember all the Bollywood movies you saw this year? Try banging your head against the wall.. still remember? Then maybe we can help.
The Golden Kela are time-honoured tradition (What? They are! 4 years counts as a tradition!) dedicated to enlightening Indian movie-goers and showcasing the Best of the Worst of what they pass as Cinema in this country – which is mostly really the same old crap only better-made, nicely-lit with more expensive looking mannequins on high-definition digital film. And we, as a nation and film-audience are the *proud* makers and viewers of the cream of the crap cinema to hit the Silver screens year after year, time after time!
The Annual Golden Kelas… Cream of the Crap!
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Golden Kela Awards 2012 Nominations
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Golden Kela Awards for Worst Actor (Male)
- Jackkie Bhagnani for F.A.L.T.U.
- Emraan Hashmi for Murder 2
- Ajay Devgan and Sanjay Dutt for Rascals
- Ranveer Singh for Ladies Vs Ricky Bahl
- Imran Khan for Mere Brother Ki Dulhan
Golden Kela Awards for Worst Actor (Female)
- Sonam Kapoor for Mausam
- Deepika Padukone for Aarakshan
- Kangana Ranaut for Tanu Weds Manu, Rascals and Miley Na Miley Hum
- Nargis Fakhri for Rockstar
Golden Kela Awards for Worst Film
- Ra.One
- Ready
- Bodyguard
- F.A.L.T.U.
- Mausam
- Singham
Golden Kela Awards for Worst Supporting Actor
- Pratiek Babbar for Dum Maaro Dum and Aarakshan
- Angad Bedi for F.A.L.T.U.
- Tom Wu for Ra.One
- Puja Gupta for F.A.L.T.U.
- Chandan Roy Sanyal for F.A.L.T.U.
- The Cast of Pyar Ka Punchnama for Pyar Ka Punchnama
Golden Kela Awards for Worst Director
- Roshan Abbas for Always Kabhi Kabhi
- Rohan Sippy for Dum Maaro Dum
- Anubhav Sinha for Ra.One
- Anees Bazmee for Thank You and Ready
- Puri Jagannath for Bbuddha… Hoga Terra Baap
Golden Kela Awards for Most Irritating Song (Played Endlessly on Radio and TV)
- Chamak Challo from Ra.One
- Fully Faltu and Char Baj Gaye from F.A.L.T.U.
- Dhinka Chika from Ready
- Shadai from Mausam
- Teri Meri from Bodyguard
- Desi Boyz Title Track from Desi Boyz
*Songs which are played endlessly on Radio and Television
Golden Kela Awards for Worst Debutant
- Chirag Paswan for Miley Na Miley Hum
- Sachiin Joshi for Azaan
- Nargis Fakhri for Rockstar
- Taaha Shah for Luv Ka The End
- The Cast of Always Kabhi Kabhi for Always Kabhi Kabhi
- Esha Deol for Tell Me O Kkhuda
Golden Kela Awards for Most Atrocious Lyrics
- Jaideep Sahni for Dum Maaro Dum (Dum Maaro Dum)
- Amitabh Bhattacharya for Pyaar Do Pyaar Lo (Thank You)
- Amitabh Bhattacharya for Jigar Ka Tukda (Ladies Vs Ricky Bahl)
- Amitabh Bhattacharya for The Mutton Song (Luv Ka The End)
- Sameer for Mango (Damadamm)
- Irshad Kamil for Mere Brother Ki Dulhan (Mere Brother Ki Dulhan)
- Anu Malik for Tinku Jiya (Yamla Pagla Deewana)
Golden Kela Awards for Baawra Ho Gaya Hai Ke
- Amitabh Bachchan for Bbuddha… Hoga Terra Baap
- Pankaj Kapur for Mausam
- Govinda for Naughty@40
- Hema Malini for Tell Me O Kkhuda
- Sagar Bellary for Bheja Fry 2 and Hum Tum Shabana
- Farhan Akhtar for Don 2 : The King is Back
Aaja Nach Le Award for Worst Attempt at a Comeback
- Zayed Khan and Diya Mirza for Love Breakups Zindagi
- Esha Deol for Tell Me O Kkhuda
- Himesh Reshammiya for Damadamm
- Govinda for Naughty@40, Loot, etc.
- Mahakshay (urf Mimoh) Chakraborty for Haunted in 3D
Actor- ranveer singh
actress– m nt sue
movie- mausam
supporting actor– tom wu
director-anubhav sinha
song- nt sure
debut- chirag paswan
mus+c- anu malik tinku jiya
bawra ho gya- amitabh
comeback- himesh
Singham ws 1 of d bst mvs last yr..
n emraan ws gud in M2..
Gt no idea y r de nominated…
actor-ranveer singh
actress-nargis
film-faltu
supporting-prateek babbar
director-roshan abbas
song-desi boyz
debutant-nargis
lyrics-jaideep(dun maro dum)
bawara-amitabh
comback-esha deol
i think salman deseves kela award for his acting in bodyguard and kareena for ra one and diector award shud go to roshan abbas and worst film shud be ready
Bodyguard deserves it
srk deserved 40 ra1 and don2 ugli suar face
Srk deserve 4 ra one nd don 2 not he shuld deserve thenga nd narial nd condom
Salman khan is my hasband.
Salman has more nominations than SRK..
So better shut up Sallu mallu fans
Aashkaran ur son of karan johar r wht
worst movie award should be goes to- both READY AND BODYGUARD(SHARE)
@aashkaran: so rhe ho kya always kbhi kbhi kiski fikm thi SRK KIto SRK has more nominations
Haha ready n bodyguard both deserve worst film award..see srk’s ahead..don 2 rocks..sallu urf lallu urf mallu sucks.
sanal kya teri maa ko koi mallu choda hoga tabhi toh tujhe mallu naam bohot pasand hahaha tense mat le tujhe bhi koi mallu hi chodega
saali chudakkad chudaar
worst male/female all awards belong to one nd only himesh…. :D
me lallu khan bodyguard hu , aur kela me lekar rahunga , samajho yaro ..kele ki bahut jarurat he mujhe…:p:p:p
atleast ra.one had some great action sequence with vfx… bodyguard was complete torture… anubhav sinha surely worst director.
srk,akki,ajay n hritik sucks…Only Salman n amir rocks…
movie – ra.one
iritatng song-dink chikka
dirctr – A sinha
ayan ajay is the best……..lol…….just go n watch singham………..compared bodyguard is commercial film……..
All kela awards for sallu only:D
Very good judgement by the selectors of Golden Kela award.Actually I should say a perfect judgement.
So, Good job, keep on selecting worthy candidates from OUR so-called bollywood.
Its ridiculous as to how Ladies vs Ricky Bahl, Ra.One, Mere Brother Ki Dulhan and Don 2 get nominated….. They were pretty good. RS is a brilliant actor!!!