Best Dialogues in PK: Aamir Khan – Rajkumar Hirani film

Every film written by Rajkumar Hirani has dialogues that remain with you long after the closing credits. After ‘All Izz Well’, ‘Chemical Locha’, ‘Jaddu Ki Jappi’, PK too has a few dialogues and one liners that connect big time with the audience.

We list a few dialogues from PK, you can post your own in the comments section below and we will add it to the article!

PK Dialogues

• PK Dialogue: Hamare goley pe kauno jhooth nahin bolta (Nobody lies on my planet)
• PK: Jo dar gaya woh mandir gaya (the one who gets scared, goes to the temple)
• Bhairon Singh (Sanjay Dutt): Ye dekh mera license sex – male, man, aadmi, harami, kameena..
• Self defence (pointing at stickers on his face), Jis tarah deewar pe bhagwan ka fotu lagate hai na, ki koi muute nahi.. us tarah humne ye bhagwan ka fotu chipka liya ki kono peete nahi.. (just like people put stickers of god on walls so that no one urinates, I have put stickers so that no one hits me)
• Humka laagat hai bhagwan se baat kare ka communication system is gola ka total lul ho chuka hai.. (I think, on this planet, the communication system with gone has completely gone wrong)
• Gaya hu ek baar Moon pe ek dum Lul place hai.. Jaggu: tumhara favourite planet kon sa hai.. PK: humaar apna planet.. Jaggu: earth to acha hai hi uske alwa.. PK: Arey earth ki to lulli baji hui hai..
• Aise tukur tukur ka dekhat pehchane nahi ka hum ka, hum pk hoon pk. (Why are you staring at me like that, didn’t you recognise me? I am PK) he asks a man dressed as Lord Shiva.
• Apne Apne bhagwan ki raksha karna band karo, warna is gola me insaan nahi bas joota reh jayega (Stop safe-guarding your own gods, otherwise this planet will on have shoes and not people – pointing out at the shoe left behind after Bhairon Singh’s death)
• Asli god fark banata to thappa laga ke bhejtha, hai koi thappa body pe? (if god wanted to differentiate between people, he would have marked different religions on the body)
• Shadi vyah me pataka phod ke band baaja baja ke, kaahe sare sheher ko bataya jaat hai ki aaj “I am having sex” (if people are shy of having sex, why do people celebrate wedding and tell the whole town that we are going to having sex?)
• Yeh wrong number hai
• Memory aur thukai ka koi direct connection hai, ye baat to doctor ko batani chahiye bhaya, majo ke majo aur ilaaj ka ilaaj.. (Is there some direct connection between sex and memory loss? We need to tell this to the doctor, pleasure and treatment)