Best Dialogues in PK: Aamir Khan – Rajkumar Hirani film

Every film written by Rajkumar Hirani has dialogues that remain with you long after the closing credits. After ‘All Izz Well’, ‘Chemical Locha’, ‘Jaddu Ki Jappi’, PK too has a few dialogues and one liners that connect big time with the audience.

We list a few dialogues from PK, you can post your own in the comments section below and we will add it to the article!

Aamir Khan, Anushka Sharma - PK

PK Dialogues

  • PK Dialogue: Hamare goley pe kauno jhooth nahin bolta (Nobody lies on my planet)
  • PK: Jo dar gaya woh mandir gaya (the one who gets scared, goes to the temple)
  • Bhairon Singh (Sanjay Dutt): Ye dekh mera license sex – male, man, aadmi, harami, kameena..
  • Self defence (pointing at stickers on his face), Jis tarah deewar pe bhagwan ka fotu lagate hai na, ki koi muute nahi.. us tarah humne ye bhagwan ka fotu chipka liya ki kono peete nahi.. (just like people put stickers of god on walls so that no one urinates, I have put stickers so that no one hits me)
  • Humka laagat hai bhagwan se baat kare ka communication system is gola ka total lul ho chuka hai.. (I think, on this planet, the communication system with gone has completely gone wrong)
  • Gaya hu ek baar Moon pe ek dum Lul place hai.. Jaggu: tumhara favourite planet kon sa hai.. PK: humaar apna planet.. Jaggu: earth to acha hai hi uske alwa.. PK: Arey earth ki to lulli baji hui hai..
  • Aise tukur tukur ka dekhat pehchane nahi ka hum ka, hum pk hoon pk. (Why are you staring at me like that, didn’t you recognise me? I am PK) he asks a man dressed as Lord Shiva.
  • Apne Apne bhagwan ki raksha karna band karo, warna is gola me insaan nahi bas joota reh jayega (Stop safe-guarding your own gods, otherwise this planet will on have shoes and not people – pointing out at the shoe left behind after Bhairon Singh’s death)
  • Asli god fark banata to thappa laga ke bhejtha, hai koi thappa body pe? (if god wanted to differentiate between people, he would have marked different religions on the body)
  • Shadi vyah me pataka phod ke band baaja baja ke, kaahe sare sheher ko bataya jaat hai ki aaj “I am having sex” (if people are shy of having sex, why do people celebrate wedding and tell the whole town that we are going to having sex?)
  • Yeh wrong number hai
  • Memory aur thukai ka koi direct connection hai, ye baat to doctor ko batani chahiye bhaya, majo ke majo aur ilaaj ka ilaaj.. (Is there some direct connection between sex and memory loss? We need to tell this to the doctor, pleasure and treatment)
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67 Comments

  • What about boman bump punching dialogue,jo darta hai…footwear locked at temple only

    One suited dialogue for all of us….

    KEHTE HAI HUMKO PYAR SE INDIAWAALE

  • My favourite dialogue in the movie is “Ap bolta hai bhagwan ek hai lekin do bhagwan hai… Ek hum sabko banaya aur jo humne banaya… Duplicate god ko chod do… Fake god aamiron say jaldi milta hai aur gareebo ko line mein khadadeta hai.

    Amazing dialog..this is the essence of the movie.and this is nothing but Islam!!!!

    • This movie was not made to indicate any fake religion or to prove any ritual is wrong. It has been prepared as a mirror to the indian society that they blindly follow their religion instead they have many doubts about it, , it is only fare that keep them mum.

  • What the hell this @Syed wants to convey everytime…”this is nothing but Islam”??
    Shut your mouth you loser..

  • @Syed dude why talk about any religion here ?
    this movie is on the lines of humanity & not any religion .. !
    Your comment might not be wrong but some people will make an issue out of it & start arguements in the name of religion.
    Take Care ! :)

  • @Syed for ALLAH (pbuh) sake stop preaching about islam otherwise it will become more controversial, just enjoy the well made movie.

    to put it simply Muslims call the only one GOD as ALLAH, Christians as the JESUS CHRIST and we Hindus call the same omnipotent, omniscient GOD with different names, it doesn’t matter if we call the same GOD as the SHIVA or the VISHNU or the RAM or the KRISHNA or the name of any other Hindu GOD as long as we are referring the one supreme almighty!

  • @syed what do u mean pk is nothing but spreading islam to world? Does it say to kill all non believers? Does it support killing innocents in the name of jihad treating them as non believers?Does it teach to disrespect all other religions and atheists?So how it’s about islam?why can’t u keep ur religion to urself? This film is about humanity not any religion.lagta hai tere dimag mai wrong no.hai…

  • @indicine : don’t mind syed, he is ranting the same thing in every article. He seems to be mentally unstable. Pk is a great movie,lets just be happy about that.

  • indicine, please don’t publish the comments of this loser syed . He’s trying to start a communal war here . We don’t want that . Fan wars have given us enough headache.

  • @NVS lovely comment bro :)
    @ashutosh KALE .. your thoughts & views suck as much as you do .. if you don’t have any idea about one’s religion don’t comment Shit .. STFU now.
    @indicine .. I kindly request you .. not to allow any comments on religion/sensitive issues.
    Thanks ! :)

  • 15 years ago in Myanmar clash religion in my place Taungoo district. Bama man destroys the 4 Islamic temple and kill many Islamic because Some Islamic say your god Buddha is fake just like now said @syad then clash. Still that Islamic temple have but no one dare to re-construction temple. So, don’t bring here religion. Thanks, @indicine please publish this comment.

  • Ah what to say @syed my dear it’s not the place where you comments about Islam you should not do that it’s disrespecting your religion here people talk about movie not about religion

  • @syed don’t make dis bollywood website into a religious one n create differences here.. Look at Ashutosh kale, its bcoz of u tat he is speaking bad abt islam without knowing islam.. He is not at fault .. u made him comment like tat… So for god sake stfu n never ever comment here..

  • @ashutosh, u believe on one god or thousands……but killing innocent, breaking great monuments in the name of ek rashtra, ek dharma….wht kind of religion this is???

  • A message to my hindu brothers .. just pls ignore syed’s comments.. Bollywd n cricket unite hindus n muslims in india .. so let’s not fight n speak ill abt each other’s religions just bcoz of a moron who is spreading hatred here.. Religion is different .. let’s not argue over it here

  • As per intellectuals like @gautam Ghajini and dhoom 3 were crap or had no novelty than why Aamir signed that film,Aamir said in Interview that he do the film in which he thought convincing and able to enhance his talent,movies like Ghajini and Dhoom 3 was masala entertainer but in both movies Aamir had did challenging role, Both movies got positive reviews from critics and audience as well.Aamir never said that other sign film without reading script but because it is general question of reporters from him that why his movies are good compare to others so he simplified the reason.as per @gautam Ghajini and dhoom 3 given Aamir highest grosser of all time,so I want to ask him why not srk signed a film which give him that achievement.You guys are always pointing different reason to degrade Aamir’s achievement. As per @yy mithaiwala Dhoom 3 was poor performance if Aamir but Shaahid in haider is better than Aamir’s pk character because critics rated his performance higher,so as per him srk deserves the best actor award in popular category this year for hny but Aamir performance is crap,who told you man if you believe too much in critics than both if you guys just Google the Ghajini and dhoom 3 reviews and read what critics said about Aamir.
    Both Ghajini and Dhoom 3 got the better rating than any masala film released and both became highest grosser of all time.Its public who decides what they like not intellectuals like you.
    Its simple observation I read about Aamir haters or non fans that Dhoom 3 make Aamir bigger,there is no Aamir contribution.Look at the trending of Dhoom 3 after first weekend,still slightly higher than PK,its not because of brand,its because of Aamir performance which exactly match what audience want from that film,if brand was so big than content and performance than I think srk or salman should have only all time grosser from last 8-10 years.
    Dhoom 3 was loved by people who bought tickets to watch that in theatre,may be some not like that film while other rated it below than dhoom prequels but majority feel that movie was Paisa Vasool.
    Whether its performance,rating and collection all proves that people accept the content and film big time and I don’t think Aamir need to answer his haters that why he signed that film.
    @babaji don’t worry both d3 and pk is Aamir film,so whether pk break d3 or not it hardly matter for us as its Aamir vs Aamir. And most important thing higher the expectation,higher the chance ic disappointment still both dhoom 3 and PK trended best after 3i,no big film come close to that.CE did great business but it’s 4th or 5th day collection was around 12-13 cr not 20-21cr.

  • Guys guys ,don’t bother on some one comment,its admin duty not to publish comment like this.All in all pk dialogues are gems,Raju Hirani and his team are expert in hard hitting dialogues writing.Hats off them.Its hard to pick which dialogue is better and which not.

  • @Ashutosh Kale : What do you know about Islam ??? Just what media shows n some bunch of bearded morons misusing Islam name in name of terror ?? Islam neither teaches violence nor terrorism but it also teaches not to be cowards if you are not wrong. @Syed is an idiot who is posting some non sense. PK is all about humanity. I request all users to bash or reply @Syed specifically rather blaming his religion or all muslims !!!!!!!!! Thanks

  • my fav dialogue – tum ek chota sa gola ki choti se sheher ke chote se gali mein baith ke bolta hai ki bhagwan ki raksha karega jo kono poora antriksh banya hai…….usko tumhare rakshi ki kono jaroorat nahi…..wo apni raksha khud hi kar sakta hai

  • @syed PK film says Islam is a threat to this world “apane Bhagwan(Islam) Ko bachana band Karo nahi to jhoota bachenga” all other religion now giving importance to science excep Islam which still submit to the will of Allah”

  • @syed why did Muslims create furore on d film on prophet by dat American director. I’m proud on Hindus and Christians that dey keep religion out when it comes to entertainment, government , education ..dey don’t mind if someone has different view which goes against the religion. Whereas Muslims take up gun & kill ppl if so eons has a different point of view on Islam.

  • PK is the finest movie ever created in Bollywood. I think Allah has enlightened Aamir khan during Haj. PK Movie is nothing but spreading Islam.
    1) PK Movie conveys idol worshipping is wrong and it is coming from fake God. This is exactly written in Quran.
    2) PK Movie preaches God is only one who created all of us and not these Idols. Exactly as mentioned in Quran.
    3) PK Movie conveys that Jesus is not god…reference is the church scene where PK asks God suli pe lataggaya? for my sins? Maine kya kiya?… This is mentioned in Quran.
    4) PK Movie conveys that there is only one true religion Islam by Indirectly portraying even the alien who dont have any knowledge of any of the world religion at the end believe in one God and not believe in idols or wearing amulets.

    At the end it shows that the wrong mindset of hindu scholar that muslim will cheat all the time is wrong.

    Iam a very big fan of Shahrukh Khan but I want this movie to cross 300 crore in India as it is preaching the message of Islam to world!!.

  • PK is the finest movie ever created in Bollywood. I think Allah has enlightened Aamir khan during Haj. PK Movie is nothing but spreading Islam.
    1) PK Movie conveys idol worshipping is wrong and it is coming from fake God. This is exactly written in Quran.
    2) PK Movie preaches God is only one who created all of us and not these Idols. Exactly as mentioned in Quran.
    3) PK Movie conveys that Jesus is not god…reference is the church scene where PK asks God suli pe lataggaya? for my sins? Maine kya kiya?… This is mentioned in Quran.
    4) PK Movie conveys that there is only one true religion Islam by Indirectly portraying even the alien who dont have any knowledge of any of the world religion at the end believe in one God and not believe in idols or wearing amulets.

    At the end it shows that the wrong mindset of hindu scholar that muslim will cheat all the time is wrong.

    Iam a very big fan of Shahrukh Khan but I want this movie to cross 300 crore in India as it is preaching the message of Islam to world!!. please stop worshiping stones

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