All India Bakchod Knockout featuring Bollywood celebrities like Arjun Kapoor, Ranveer Singh and Karan Johar was the most vulgar, offensive yet insanely entertaining show. It takes a lot of guts to laugh at the most offensive jokes, but the stars on the show did just that.
Performed live at the NSCI (Worli, Mumbai) in front of four thousand people, with Ranveer’s girlfriend Deepika Padukone and Arjun’s girlfriend Sonakshi Sinha in attendance, the panel member went all out to reveal those ‘party jokes’ out in the public.
Check this out:
– Introducing Karan Johar: A pilot, a sailer, an actor, a model, an architect are all men he would happily ****.
– When Ranveer Singh an Arjun Kapoor come on stage, Ranveer smooches (edited out in the video) Karan and then goes on to say “Don’t be shocked, I have been doing more than that to him for 4 years, he still won’t cast me in a ****ing movie”
We have attached all parts of the show below, but before you watch it, check out our Top 10 jokes from the show. If you like what you read, go ahead and watch it!
1. I am not saying that Ranveer Singh does shit films, but the last good thing he was in was Deepika Padukone.
2. How does it feel to be the only sad person every time Virat Kohli scores a century Ranveer Singh?
3. Ranveer Singh completed four years in the movie industry.. one year of acting and three years about getting over Anushka Sharma.
4. Rohan Joshi (AIB team) recently moved from Malabar Hills to Santa Cruz, that’s like moving from Ranbir Kapoor to Ranveer Singh.
5. Arjun, you dropped those kilos faster than Deepika dropped her dating standards.
6. Deepika is a state level badminton player and Ranveer is a national level sex offender.
7. We wanted to get Ranbir Kapoor for the show but we could only manage Ranveer, which is also what Deepika did.
8. Ranveer Singh is so horny that if he ***** a chick with Ebola she would die of AIDS first.
9. Arjun Kapoor, not a lot of people know this man, but you flunked in 12th standard. That means technically you are not even qualified to be a bus conductor. Which is really sad, because you would have sold way more tickets as a bus conductor.
10. In 2 States, Arjun Kapoor plays a Punjabi guy who falls for a hot South Indian. Basically he played Boney Kapoor!
The most hilarious moment on the show came when Ranveer Singh says he is sad that ‘Kill Dil’ failed at the box office. Arjun then says that he should do a Dharma film. Ranveer gets an idea – he goes and bends down in front of Karan Johar. Karan takes to the mike and says “That’s my position Ranveer”.
Liked the jokes? Watch the full episode of AIB Knockout below!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EinuOwzmFos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQoINzytAPg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFhOutxgBoE
@ INDICINE :
1. Lavish set for ‘RAEES’ is being constructed
2. Monisha Koirala tweets her pics with SRK, calls him ‘charisma unmatched’
Should post an article or two
This os the standard of these cheap ranveer singh,arjun kapoor,deepika padukone,karan johar etc.
If Ranveer and Arjun are fine with AIB guys insulting them then no one else should have problem with it.
@sambuddha,do you know the reason why KING SRK gave warned/slapped that watchmen ?the reason behind is the watchman is notbinnicent and he is not caring of children for the reason he got his answer I know you are a tingu fan ,why don’t you spared amir who divorces his wife and made proved his brother afzal as mental in court to get all of his father’s properties.now see who is talking?
If you don’t know the reason about one great person like KING KHAN ,then who gave you liberty of taking HIS NNAM?your personality so matches with that 3rd grade cheapest children hater watchman of wankhede,go and lick their foots you Prate.
Let’s make their movies flop (BM, ADHM, propably AK dont have film) & taught lesson
@sambuddha
Thanks a lot for calling me a low iq moron. But it hurts me that AIB guys don’t understand when to stop a joke. I know that majority of the intelligent youth love such humor. Call me whatever you want but making fun of ebola and aids is deeply disturbing. As a child I had Asthma attacks and my friends have ridiculed my breathing disorders behind my back. I know how it feels when someone makes fun of a serious disease.
Keep supporting Arjun and Ranveer. Cheers! Good to know you have a very ‘developed’ sense of humor. You’re right, I am a jobless moron. Thanks.
@Gaurav ya Satya’s shows are amazing but it’s run time is just around 4-5 minutes and it comes once in a while.But basically AIB’s shows will have some jokes which won’t be appreciated by us.Even I didn’t like the jokes targeted at the person for being black.But the point is when they are laughing at themselves not taking themselves seriously we certainly can learn a thing from them rather than criticizing.It takes a lot of guts to take such cruel jokes on themselves and that is why I admire Ranveer and Arjun because they haven’t carried the baggage of star on the show.They were just one among us.The night was such that they might have gone overboard on some occasions but that is fair.As far as plagiarism is concerned I haven’t the seen the show you have mentioned but seriously some of the jokes were damn funny like the ones insulting Deepika’s dating standards or teasing Ranveer for still not getting over Anushka.
@sss:: Giving divorce is not a crime.
If two person think that they are no more comfortable with each other & cant understand each other’s feeling, it is better to take divorce for both of them than to live uncomfortably for whole life…
And there is no proof that Aamir wanted to proof his brother mental..
Aamir is atlest 10x better human being than ur king..
i think there’s nothing wrong in it, it is just that this all things we talk personally this was in public.
@some buddha mukherjee
You a complete hopeless basket case- the concept of making fun of yourselves isnt new- its been done before but making fun of sensitive issues like aids, ebola is highly unethical n making fun of someones skin colour is highly toxic n totally unnecessary… Also making fun of homosexuals is offensive to the homosexual community whose prominent members are zeeshan, triniman, nipun n kshitij to name afew. You a dumb bengali village idiot- you troll people coz you think its funny but tragically everyone knows you just trolling your own stupid self n your gunday are bigger clowns than you- ranveers laugh is more annoying than rajeevs voice or nipuns profile picture…!
Live in denial but we all know you have no friends as Mahesh Bhatt, Naveen Uncle and Ungli Enraan are IDs created by you so sending them mms’ is really sad you joker.
@devil- you walk in strange corcles clearly….
You may talk about giving blowjobs or getting on all fours with your friends but I dont know many blokes who talk that openly about that crap n being so frank about it….
@suresh sukhinath subhramaniac
You certainly have a hard on for Aamir…. When did you in your brainless skullcome up with the notion that some buddha is an Aamir fan…? Hes a sarkar fan in the guise of being a floppistan advocator…! He has about as much to do with Aamir Khan as you have to do with triniman- get over Aamirs success n wait for your kings belated diwali 300cr storm arriving next christmas with shetty driving the flying cars…!
these are all the worst actors so they deserve it
Sham sham sham ..
You both are bulls who participate this show..
Bcz its doesn’t mater for you whoz your mother, whoz your daughters and whoz your sisters
yeah you both are AIB
jaisi soch vaisa kaam
its stigma for india
Very Cheap show i have ever seen. Too Much dirty talks n they should have kept in mind that, its india and we have culture in Inda.
Better they move to America or Hell.
Sophisticated illiterate People.
This is the real end of Bollywood shame shame shame.
Sena Will definitely take action on it.
¡t ¡s on YouTube only. So u don’t hav to worry abt the¡r CONTENT. There are more vulgar sh¡ts on YT. So you’re safe unt¡ll u have ur *SafetyMode* onn. ¡f u don’t l¡ke? Don’t watch! ¡t’s okay.
And Yes, the jokes they cracked abt Bachchan Saab, Far¡da j¡ and S¡ppy Garewal was D¡SGUST¡NG and some legal act¡on should be taken on them (¡f there’s any)
But on the moral note I have huge problem w¡th the cleavage famed slut herself, Deep¡ka Padukone. ¡ mean what was her problem exactly when she had been cry¡ng over TOI-cleav contro.? i Even that t¡me hated her for the cheap publ¡c¡ty. (But what to do she is so hot I no longer cud keep hating her)
Boycott #RanveerSingh #arjunkapoor #Karanjohar #deepikapadukone #sonakshiSinha #Movies for shameful act in #AIbknockout. Bollywood actors are seen as role model in India – with kids, youth ! Is this what you are teaching them ? Is this where you want Indian culture to go ? Where are the moral values ?
Not acceptable at any cost..
We know kjo and raghu , what r they bt deepika u r going to be icon, these kinda things doesnt suit u at all
I haven’t watch videos,but even after reading some of the lines of so called “AIB Knockout” it is absolutely ridiculous..& most hate is for deepika who’ve been shouting so high for respect, when TOI commented on her cleavage..
Learn something from Suarez after biting incident he publicly apologize of what he had done on ground,saying Iam very sorry about what I have done on ground there are plenty of youngsters & children’s who are watching match & had saw my incident, I have sended a very wrong message,but now I want to apologize.
And Even better just after Suarez incident Liverpool fired him,even when they know that Suarez is the hero of Liverpool…
Bollywood should done the same.
Appreciate you sharing, great blog.Thanks Again. Really Cool.