‘Hum Hain Pavan Kumar Chaturvedi’: First Bajrangi Bhaijaan Dialogue Promo

We are in the ‘Bajrangi Bhaijaan month’, as the final countdown for the biggest release so far this year begins with the first dialogue promo.

The scene from the film takes place in Pakistan.

A Pakistani inspector asks “Naam kya hai tera” (What’s your name?)

Salman says “Pavan Kumar Chaturvedi, log humein pyaar se Bajrangi bhulatein hai” (Pavan Kumar Chaturvedi, but people lovingly call me Bajrangi)

Inspector “Hum nahi bhulaein ge, Hindustani hai?” (We won’t call you by that name, are you an Indian?)

Salman “Jee” (Yes)

Inspector “Passport dikha” (show me your passport)

Salman “Nahi hai hamare paas passport” (I don’t have a passport)

Inspector “Phir Pakistan mein kaise ghus aaya?” (How did you enter Pakistan without a passport?)

Watch the promo and tell us what you think..

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84 Comments

  • another illogical dialogue promo from Nawaz Bhai jaan movie which makes no sense, looks same like Bhojpuri Bhaijaan’s previous movies dialogues like Ready, jai ho..

    Taro ke naache se aaya? ROFL did he went to Pak by ‘Taro ke neeche se’ or with the help of his pakistani friend and India’s most wanted Enemy Dawood Ibrahim?

    Also after Nawaz now that lil girl has overshadowed Bhojpuri Bhaijaan without saying anything this is how great actor our Motu, mental Bhai is….

  • @josh,but OUR KING never failed over a decade like your bhau failed from 2000-2009 nor OUR KING has any disaster like your bhau has 3 disaster.about highest grosser OUR KING bhau has same highest grosser because our bhau’s extra 3 highest grosser is due to snajay dutt,sooraj’s multistarrer film and no entry’s special appearance role.so both has equal highest grosser while OUR KING has highest highest grosser than every actor in last decade and this decade is still running,now it’s OUR TURN to show you from this year that will you remember forever.but KING KHAN RULES BOLLYWOOD CONSISTENTLY while decade disaster bhau is depending upon south remake and KING KHAN’S MADE YRF,kyun abhi jalee nahi?????

  • Just shut up ur mouth @sss your kings second biggest grosser is 1998’s highest just because of salman ‘s guest appearance and also HAHK is way bigger than ddlj ab jaleee kyaa

  • @Josh But our beloughed bhai never depends upon directors. He never depends upon story also. Because his films have no logic, and he don’t need to act as he can’t act, his films are crap. Problem is that, his fans are dumber then him, more stupid than him, so they pay and he live a shandaar life and run over footpath eradicating poors! Lol

    @Legehadu Please change your name to ‘A salman fan impersonating as an Aamir fan but failing to hide lanza’
    What is lanza? Lanza is the tail of monkeys like you and it is said that, “a lanza is a very difficult thing to hide”
    Who said that must have read saltards ridiculas comments on indicine.

  • @BAJRARGI BHUSHAN
    It is possible to cross a border but salman got permission for that and this is damn illogical

  • @Legend Aamir khan
    Khan. And @myanmar

    Aur Jo srk ke barein mein bura bole WO aamir salman dono ka fan hai
    It simply proves that it is always srkiians vs salman and aamir combined fans
    None of them can all alone beat srk
    Nice strategy to form a alliance but it won’t help

  • @sss lol everyone know ki kiski jali…thats why you take 8 hours to reply…..special appearnce sanjay dutt…….. Nothing in thia but truth is that u also dont kn when ur so called bakri king delivered a highest grosser….. Nd yes u can enjoy ur kings jawaani time lol….coj in his budapa i mean at present he is struggling in front of bhai…… Still u have chance this year with varun kajol n rohit combo…..go and pray ki atleast is saal to sarroookkk highest grosser dede….. Hey all plz pray for as as as……..ki abki baar salman k paar :P …Jali hahahhahhahaha

  • @ k amir…..so basically u want to say ki salman is really a big big star….. Widout good story nd director nd brand he is giving back to back blockbuster….thanks ……

  • josh – Bhojpuritard.. SRK has Delivered highest grosser World-wide in 2010 MNIK ( also in overseas ), 2011 Ra.one & 2nd Don 2 ( also in Overseas ).. and in 2013 CE became Industry Highest Grosser ever domestic & became Biggest Industry hit in domestic, World & OS by breaking the life time record which your Bhojpuri Bhaijaan is still waiting for it since 1995 but failed.. which your Bhojpuri Bhaijaan is struggling to get since 20 years but failed as usual.. now he went again & begged Sooraj once again to sign him in neil, Sonam & Arman Kholi’s PRDP to get industry hit…. in last few years SRK has given 3 Industry hits which your decades disaster actor & Bhojpuri Bhaijaan is struggling since Madhuri’s & Sooraj’s HAHK… ROFL

  • this movie might be low on entertainment quotient and more on content. cant get more excited than that.

  • imAbcklmN……………..So u r here to make everyone laugh with ur funny comment lol……..

    SO my name is khan biggest hit in 2010 hahahahaha
    then ra1 hahahaha don 2 lol………..
    2010 my n is khan << dabangg
    2011 ra1 don2 <<<<<<ready bodyguard
    2012 pata nahi kab tak he jaan <<<<ek he TIGER N dabangg 2
    2013….. chennai passenger …is insaan ko jo b festive date mile beech me tapakta he lol…….but still behind KICK ROFL……..
    2014 happy bad year <<<<< KICKKKKKKKKKKK

    n in 2015 will be the same story n u belongs to india na but hamesha rona overseas ka naam lekar hahahahaHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA :P

  • @iamakn talk about domestic not overseas. Jab srk fans ki jalti hai to woh overseas chale jate hai.

  • Josh – MNIK’s W-W Gross > Dabang, Ra.one/Don’s gross > Bodyguard/ready Gross. 8 years old RNBDJ’s gross >> 2014 jai ho’s gross. 2 years old CE’s Gross >> Salman’s any movie Gross, hny’s Gross >> Salman’s any movie gross.

    Salmanfan – not talking about Overseas as your idol is to tiny to be compared there as he is still chasing 10 years old KANK’s record in OS..

    was talking about Domestic too.. in Domestic SRK has broken life times record 3 times in last few years while your Bhojpuri Bhai jaan is struggling since 1995.. Bhai ki domestic mein bhi koi aukaat nahi, OS ki toh baat hi mat karo..

  • @josh,you gave comment on 5:47pm and when I saw your comment at around 10:06 pm then immediately I wrote the comment .and you said that I took long 8 hour,I think you didn’t complete your school education till yet as you stated difference between 5:47pm and 10:06pm is 8 hours?????

    Ha ha ha ha your star born on 2010,and you’re giving advise tothose fans WHOSE STAR already RULED 2 DECADES SO FAR and still RULING?????thanks to ajay devgan who clashed against CLASSIC JTHJ by convinced by your bhau and gave you the highest grosser.both MNIK and RA ONE got negativity so lalu got highest grosser due to KING KHAN’S MISTAKE by hiding behind maslaa mobies/south remake and and rest were taken by perfaketionist when came with Raju papa/brand dhoom even your so called lallu also was unable to stop him.so this highest grosser is nothing with association with south remake/big director/brands ,with out that your bhau’s aukat is just like a mouse in front of KING KHAN when he faced the CLASH against THE KING in 2006.that’s what called STARDOM,ROFL.and also STARDOM means CONSISTENCY what OUR KING RULED CONSISTENTLY all the decade unlike failing whole decade like lallu from 2000-2009 and amoor in whole 90’s.so your crappy star was disaster star at his jawani then how can HE face THE KING at his budhapa?????,ROFL.so WE RULER’S FAN don’t need highest grosser ,rather highest grosser needed by your decade disaster stars to prove his south remake stardom,ROFL.about this year pray bm will clash against DILWALE,otherwise you know very well bb and prdp’s opening and lifetime will be half of DILWALE’S OPENING and LIFETIME respectively.that’s what your decade disaster star’s asli aukat,ROFL.

  • @imAKN n AS AS AS…..

    SO its confirm u poor people will always cry with worldwide collection and old memorize of your wrinkle uncle’s career lol……. Everyone knows d truth…..JOSH naam yaad rakhna….will talk to u after dilwale release…….

  • @josh So you are accepting that salmental always makes crappy, brainless, logicless, vulgar remakes? Thank you.
    @eric, mere bhai, you will be disappointed badly. Salman and content? Usse na ho payega. He can’t act even

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