Be it people or jokes, they can all be repaired or recycled. Presenting ‘Take 2’ of Dear Zindagi. The second teaser..
The conversation:
SRK: So I am Jehangir Khan, but you can call me jug.
Alia: Can I get a glass of water, from that jug… Jug?
SRK: I am sure you can crack better jokes Kaira.. Can I call you Kaira?
Alia: I have only one name..
Alia: So you repair cycles too.. ?
SRK: I try to.. but if I can’t repair them, I recycle them..
Alia (laughs): Recycle a cycle?
SRK: Kaira you have to crack better jokes please…
Alia: If you can’t fix people.. do you recycle them too?
It’s all about conversations.. Dear Zindagi.. from the director of English Vinglish. Starring Alia Bhatt and Shah Rukh Khan. Releases in theatres 25 November 2016.
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Gonna be a Quality movie.
@hrithik (Fake) :
So what do u want ? Indicine should not post an article even after Teaser 2 is released ? Instead they should post multiple articles on ‘Dangal crosses 20M views’,’Dangal crosses 20.2M views’,’Dangal crosses 20.5M views’ .
Keep your Lallu Logic to yourself and stop visiting these articles if u have a problem.
Bakwaas and boring teaser…boycott haklu s Pakistani movies…
Smoking coupled with stress can age you pretty soon. Srk is a prime example of this. Srk has been part of many crapfests lately but got some hopes from gauri shinde as English vinglish was a good movie.
Srk would not b able to recycle his career after this movie…hahahahahahahahaha
…abt the teaser…ohhh hmmm ….nothing just plain normal….
Its not dear zindagi….its cheeni kum part2…or may b piku2….bcoz one thing is common in all this films…..any guess srk fans??…..yes story of old man and young girl…..hahahaha…another highly overrated film…
I know srk fans r burning from inside after looking at the Kaabil teasers….hahahahahaha…bechara raees to billu barbar ban jayega…
Whenever theres article about hrithik…..these idiots srk fans @javed…@sss…@ozone…r first to comment all rubbish…..just shows the level of insecurity, jealousy,ego,anger,hatred they have in their minds about Hrithik roshan….bcoz inside they know that their idol will not b able to match to hrithik in seven life’s to come….
@ aamir khan… EVER MOVIE HAVE IT POTENTIAL..
RAHI BAAT COLLECTION KI WILL TALK AT THE TIME OF RAEES, RING AND DWRAF..
BHAI…DO U EXPECT PEEPLI LIVE, DHOBI GHAT TO BE HIGHEST GROSSER KIND OF MOVIE..??
SO MY POINT IS SIMPLE AND CLEAR..
RAHI AUKAT KI TOH WAQT PE PATA CHAL JAYEGA KIS KI KITNI AUKAT HAI
hrithik(pakkao)..
TU JAA K POGO DEKH..TERI BAS KI BAAT NAI HAI INDICINE AND ALL…
EK HI CHIZ EK HI CHIZ HUMESHA..
INDICINE KNOWS HOW TO DO BUSINESS..AND TO SELL HE NEED A VALUABLE PRODUCT..SRK IS ONE SUCH..
I AGREE ON DANGAL..BUT SHIVAAY PE KYA ARTICLE CHAHIYE TUJE?? SECOND TRAILER K BAARE ME TOH BOLA..
AUR KYA INDICINE TERI JANGHIR HAI KYA JO TU CHAHIYE WO HOGA.
Though I am salman Amir fan I like this teaser.
But baby ko bhais pasand hai is a classic so no comparison here.
TO ALL HATERS..
THE WAY MOVIE IS BEEN GEETING PROMPOTED..WE ARE SENSIBLE ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND AND WE PROUDLY AGREE THAT ITS A SRK MOVIE..
SO PLZZ STFU..
#DEAR ZINDAGI 25TH NOV..
Srk fans ……beware..kaabil teasers will haunt u in ur dreams…beware…hahahaha
Crap conversation but it would have sounded way better had Sarkar had that conversation with his most idiotic fan Complan Boy…!
This is the conversation that took place between Pluto Boy n his biggest fan sorry biggest idiotic fan complan Boy…!
Pluto Boy- “My name is Sarkar of Paglapur but you can call me Thakur of Chennai”
Complan Boy- “But you look like Smeagol from those LOTR movies, cant I just call you Smeagol…?”
Pluto Boy- “No you cannot- I am not Gollum…”
Gets cut off by Complan Boy
Complan Boy-“You mean Smeagol…”
Pluto Boy- “what difference does it make…?”
Complan Boy- “Makes alot of difference, Gollum was an evil creature played by Andy Serkis and Smeagol is REAL as in its you…!”
Pluto Boy- “WTF…? You actually think Im Smeagol for REAL…? Whats wrong with you…?”
A distraught complan boy is now sobbing like a little girl…
Complan Boy- “well at first I never believed that wise old man from the UK Navin but now that I have seen you up close n personal I can without doubt say you are Smeagol, wait the initials SRK actually stands for Smeagol Rook Khan…!”
A downhearted Pluto Boy walks away in disbelief…
@8:33pm The Phenomenal Idiot
No we welcome many more articles about Dear Piku, infact some 1234 articles would be ideal…!
More articles about Pluto Boys Dear Piku will be a good reference for us Post Dear Pikus release n subsequent flop as we can rub your faces in it that Dear Piku was heavily overpromoted as his movie not Alias…!
The biggest joke was the ‘recycle a cycle’ line coz in Hyderabad alot of cyclists end up having to scrap/ recycle their cycles after giving it to the Hyderabadi Mekhanik to repair…!
After he gets his hands on those cycles they arent roadworthy…!
i can guaranteed that this movie can’t collects more then 18-20 crore in BO!!!
@Phenom : Jalli kya ??? Indicine posted Dangal review by Karan & Javed Sahib after a day. If you don’t anything don’t try to counter my comments.
@ Ajay-salman fan take middle finger and go jail with your crimail father
Navin@ you must die of shame
@navin,ha ha ha ha, you oldie is hallucinating everywhere ,whenever you see cycle/rikshawala advertisements as your profession(being rikshawala) exactly matches with that.what you say?????,rofl.
@hrithi(fake),abey ganwarr,@The Phenom is making fun of you.it’s you with frustration written the comment.eaee check again.tujhe counter Kyu Kare?tera toh hamesha encounter hi hota aaya Hain,rofl.
navin@ whats is special in kabil trailir.. boring bakwas
@OLDIE ERA SRK : Nahi toh teri Jaagir kya ?? We know Indicine is more favorable towards SRK than any other actor but we love to come and bash SRK fans on Indicine to teach them a lesson for all the arrogant attitude they have shown towards others. You still a kiddo on indicine so better STFU and carry on with your things. I dont need any gyaan or advise from anyone at least not from a rookie (on Indicine) like you !!!!!!!! Dont teach your father how to make babies.
@sss : Tu rehney dey. Indicine and its visitors know kiska encounter kitne baar huwa hai.
Saif got Bharat Ratna
Charlie coming with 300 crs storm
SRK built 19 abs for HNY
Salman will retire after BB
SLB will come on road
Salman will retire afte Sultan
And now … Hrithik will retire after Kaabil !!!!!!!!
Yeh saab tere encounters ke proof hain.
Too much fun !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just waiting for its release first will watch Ae dil hai muskil for only SRK presence in it. Still loving the teaser somethings new from King Khan!
@hrithik(fake),comment ki meaning Kam se Kam samjhle.I’m talking about how you understood @The Phenom’s comment and how you thrashed by THE SRKIANS in past.
And talking about those matters many of them are even typing mistakes that I admitted.but as you no other ways so keep sticking with that.
And you/lallutards too cried like a baby,
prdp will do 50+cr opening.
jail ho will be bhai’s back to back blockbuster.
prdp will be 400+cr storm.buddhau prem is back blah blah blah blah,rofl.
and lultan will break every record(still chasing HNY’S OPENING though struggling from last 22 YEARS).
tera encounter hi nahi rape hota aaya Hain,thik se dekhle,rofl.
Lallutard like hrithik talking about arrogant attitude, oh yeah we know, Navina Aunty, Tiger the real rickshawala, The Breast, NVS, Ultron the Lallumaniac, Lolman Fan are all humble souls. Deep inside they nurture immense love and respect for SRK since their days (*cough* *cough* read *comments*) start with SRK and end with SRK. No wonder like lallu fan Indicine(where they oil lallu day and night but have to post SRK stuffs to keep the traffic coming) they have to obsess day and night over SRK. Isn’t Indicine the only Internationa( again *cough*) news agency that calls lallu a megastar( of which lallutards are immensely proud), whereas Forbes only mentions this Local star non-actor’s criminal records on the highest paid list?
@hrithik (pakao)..
THE ONE WHO DESRVE RESPECT AND ATTENTION WILL GET..
SRK IS ONE SUCH AND WHATS WRONG ON BEING A FAN OF A ACTOR..
IF UR SO BURNOL OVER INDICINE FOR FAVOURING SRK GO TO SOME OTHER SITE WHICH FAVOURS YOUR CRIMINAL..
OOP SORRY YOU WONT FIND ANY SUCH SITE FAVOURING CRIMINAL..
U CAN GO TO RICKSHAW STAND AND DO YOUR SALLU DHINCHIKA AND HOOD HOOD OVER THERE..
RAHI BAAT BABY PAIDA KARNE KI..
JO TEACH YOUR CRIMINAL 1ST….???
“WHY DONT U START YOUR OWN BLOG RIKSHAWALA SITE WHERE ALL YOUR FELLOW WILL APPRECIATE U AND KEEP POSTING CRIMINAL THINGS OF YOUR CRIMINAL IDOL”..
HURRRRR BHAG YAHA SE
@sss @NN @Oldie Era : Aao jhund mein aao saalon Yehi tumhari speciality hai !!!!!
@sss : Tera comment tu hi samjhe. After all you are a certified retard on Indicine.
@NN : Who told we are saints ?? Stop hallucinating it seems you are badly affected after Dilwale & FAN debacles. Take some rest & get well soon !!!!!!
@Oldie Era SRk : Only fools like you can say Srk deserve more respect after doing a kaant in Maya Memsaab, insulting a legend like Manoj Kumar, Backstabbing Salman and stealing dam water from drought hit village (despite second richest actor in World). You keep your jhund alive only on internet, YouTube & websites like Indicine. The real love, support, majority & unity is being shown in theaters during Salman movies. Galaxy star aur uske fans ki aukaat 85 crs !!!!!!!!!!