Tashan has been in news for a long time now. The movie stars Akshay Kumar, Kareena Kapoor, Saif Ali Khan and Anil Kapoor in the lead. Akshay Kumar seems to be unstoppable with 4 back-to-back successes in 2007. Saif Ali Khan and Kareena Kapoor are on an all time high after the super success of Race and Jab We Met. Anil Kapoor’s last two movies have been blockbusters (Welcome and Race). The curiosity around Tashan has built up steadily over the past few weeks, major credit of which should go to the star cast. Does it live upto the enormous expectations? Will Kareena sport a bikini? Is it a out-n-out Akshay Kumar movie or does Saif Ali Khan have some part to play? What about the chemistry between Saif and Kareena?
Before the review, let me introduce the characters of Tashan.
Lakhan Singh urf Bhaiyyaji (Anil Kapoor) is a trigger-happy gangster who enjoys gunning down people and speaking English in his own inimitable style.
Pooja Singh (Kareena Kapoor) is a girl whom you just can’t trust. She doesn’t mind playing with anyone’s feeling to achieve her goal. She uses her beauty and jawani as her main tool to make others dance to her tunes.
Jimmy Cliff (Saif Ali Khan) works at a call center but his main job is to flirt with girls. He is not a bad guy but doesn’t mind turning to one just to survive. He is more like a chameleon in his characters. He changes his side just to escape out safe and sound.
Bachchan Pande (Akshay Kumar) is an electricity stealer. He can climb, jump and fly with the support of just about anything. He can break all bones of the body and the result will always be 100%.
Bhaiyyaji is hoping to sign a big project with some foreign delegates. But just then Pooja with the help of Jimmy steals his money. Pooja abandons Jimmy and runs away with the money. Just then Bachchan Pande comes into the scene. He is appointed by Bhaiyaaji to catch hold of Pooja and get him his money back. In search of money they all go on an adventurous journey across spectacular India that changes the course of their life altogether.
Tashan Review
Tashan is yet another Yashraj movie with a wafer thin and nonsensical storyline. A few stupid twists and turns make the characters look like fools!
Vijay Krishna Acharya, add another name to the long list of below average directors in the Yashraj camp! The first half drags endlessly, its honestly tough to sit through it. Comparatively, the second half is slightly better, thanks mainly to the scenes involving Akshay Kumar.
At most times the change of sets and locations is totally absurd. How can someone travel from extreme North to extreme south of India in just seven days by lorry, jeep, boat or on elephants? Also our characters have traveled from North to South and again back to North in what seems like minutes.
The same goes with the fight scenes too. Although the action sequences are interesting at times, why make it so unrealistic? When will Bollywood learn to create action sequences that look realistic? The strength and flexibility that our Bachchan Pandey possesses and his power to turn even the hardest object into spring to help him jump high, is something that may not even have crossed the minds of Hollywood directors. And seriously how can a normal freaking human being survive, without a single expression on his face, after being electrocuted? Also, the camera angle during most part of the fight scenes is inexcusable; it gives away the magnetism that is usually seen in Akshay Kumar’s stunts.
The placement of songs is bad and they act as speed breakers. Dialogues are bad at most times, Anil Kapoor’s Hinglish is hilarious in the beginning but later it tends to get monotonous and even difficult to understand at times. Music by Vishal-Sekhar is just average. Dil Haara and Chaliya stand out.
Tashan Performances:
Akshay Kumar is the only saving grace of Tashan. He delivers a power packed performance and manages to entertain like he always does. Anil Kapoor is equally good.
Now, what is an actor of Saif Ali Khan’s caliber doing in a movie like Tashan? He has absolutely nothing to offer. Very disappointing!
Kareena Kapoor too has no scope for histrionics. She looks smoking hot in a bikini, although probably a bit too skinny. The chemistry between Kareena – Akshay is better compared to the Kareena – Saif Jodi.
Overall, Tashan is weak in content and quality. The movie is high on Tashan (style), glamour and action but the content is sorely lacking.
At the box-office, the hype and Akshay Kumar’s star power will ensure a huge opening. But there are quite a few things that could go against the movie in the crucial first weekend. The lack of promotion by the makers, Indian Premiere League being the talk of the nation, negative word-of-mouth and the fact that the movie hasn’t released in any multiplex in India..
All said and done, a good movie would succeed against all obstacles, unfortunately Tashan is a major disappointment from Yashraj. This could just go the Jhoom Barabar Jhoom way!
Rating: 
Avoid!
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April 25th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Tashan is an absolute crapper. Strict warning to Akshay and Saif: You guys are doing good now..please dont go to those stupid era of Tu Chor main sipahi days
Tashan is highly avoidable
April 25th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR…
April 25th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
what the hell for real it’s a WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR???????????
I can’t beleave it
April 25th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Tashan is the most horrible hindi movie i’ve seen in recent times. hey guys did you notice akshay kumar gets a bullet on his left shoulder in one scene and in the next scene he dint even have a bandage scar or wound. Good healing power yeah?
In the last scene when Anil kapoor gets jabbed by a sword, the sword enters the body some where in lower chest, and comes out absolutely parallel but a foot below the entry wound!! C’mon bollywood High school plays are much better done!
April 25th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
tashan written here… its is a good paisa vasool movie.. must watch… so dont get misguided by dese comments.. it is a total entertainer
April 25th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
I just saw the movie, its a crap, yash raj seems to be making worst films one after the other, his TARA RAM PUN, KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA and this nonsense TASHAN are most brain dead films off late, apart from one or two scenes in movie where kareena shows off her ***** nothing much in the movie, please don’t watch such a crap.
April 26th, 2008 at 12:56 am
Because of having successful actors the movie will go but its really an average movie.
oh ! one thing i want to add aswell that its a total crap by yashraj films
April 26th, 2008 at 2:04 am
hopeless movie
dont watch movie it is, this is my first comment on any movie because after watching this movie i could not able to bare it horrible one guys….
April 26th, 2008 at 6:44 am
total crap man…………i mean who makes such films dese days……..dont understand why saif took dis film……..guys plz plz do watch dis film because i really want u all to hate it as much as i do…….my tashan is better dan dem!!!!!
April 26th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
the movie rocks n has the hottest actors in bollywood n i feel wiil b a hit
April 26th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Its an absolute crappy movie, don’t even think of watching it….what a waste of time and money…..disappointing performance by all the actors….the action sequence defies all the laws of nature!!!! I would rate it in the same league of RGV ki aag if not worse…I is difficult to understand how can someone even think of making such a movie….or the actors even signing for such a movie is unimaginable given the talent Anil Kapoor Akshay Kumar and Saif Ail have got …..
PLEASE AVOID THE MOVIE AND SPEND YOUR MONEY ON BETTER THINGS IN LIFE….
April 26th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
shit movie……..pls go n watch…he he now kareen kapoor needs to eat something sh is overly lean… saif bechho bhaens( buffalo) akshay kumar never do any movies with these actors again.
bogus movie…..even on t.v u should avoid it
April 26th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
it ni bekaar movie, ke kya battaon…….sabki acting sadi…….. acting thee ke moongfaali chabaa rahee thei…….tashan tha kee koi nala tha……poorey paisey barbaad ho gaye…. i would watch jodha akabr 10 more times but not spend a single mintue watching this movie……….. krazzy 4 is 10 times better than this movie..
kaash koi loog is movie ko ban kar do..:)
kay bekar movie thi yarron..maat dekhana ..i think the movie ..jaaney tooo ya janney naa…would be great cozi like the promos………lets watch that movie
April 26th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
bacaho bachaoo…….. bachaoooo ..bhagooo bagoo bekaar movie sai doooooor
April 26th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Tararampum was a good movie, a full entertaining package for families specially for kids. Tararampum did well at the box office in Gulf Arabia, kids loved the movie, girls loved the songs and the kids scenes, boys loved the race and cars, adults loved the message in the movie and the ups and downs in marriage life and how should couples overcome and support each other) A new story which we havent seen before.
So would u please explain what u didn’t like about the movie? Don’t tell me minor things e.g. Rani was wearing a weg or u didn’t like her hairstyle?!
April 26th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Hey fathiya
You saw tashan?? Tel me how it is no!! I liked tara rum pum
April 26th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Hey ppl , itni bhi zyada bad movie nahi thi . Kareena is looking awesome . She is looking too hot . Paisa vasool . Akshay is as usual The Best in comedy . I liked the most his entry as Ravan .
April 26th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
guys….anyone who lasted watching the whole movie deserves an award..!!!
this movie is total crap…only thing atleast of little worth is akshay…although after the initial scenes..evn he cant save the movie…
only god knows wat the rest of the actors were doing in the movie….ya sure, the movie’s got “tashan”…it sucks withe style..!!and the stunts looked like out of a rajnikant movie..!!totally against the laws of physics…
avoid this movie…..and spend it on other things
April 26th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
It was Ok sort of thing… only akshay was worth watching and rest was as bad as it could be… But one thing was Gud… Tashan…We have got a new name for the movie….. **********
April 26th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
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April 26th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
I was planning to watch it this week although I had a feeling that it’s not a great movie, not as good as Race, but now and after reading all these comments, I’ve changed my mind. I don’t think I’ll waste my time on it as I don’t like meaningless movies which have no subject, no message, no benefit and a cheap comedy such as “Welcome” which was a total crap.
April 27th, 2008 at 12:56 am
tashan is horrible, sick, pathetic, bakwaas, nonsensical, absurd. Except kareena, nothing is watchable. but kareena is worth it. So go and watch till the bikini scene and then move.
Akshay s okie. Saif does not get an opportunity to do anything anyways. Kareena is the hero and the heroine. Anil is the good bad guy.
Even if someone pays for your movie and buys u free popcorns, then also one might want to reconsider his decision. I feel like filing a PIL against Yash Raj Banner…
April 27th, 2008 at 1:56 am
who da hell r dese ppl who say its a good movie…..balls n 1 other dum female says its good….entertainer….my ass is more freakin entertainin u freaks…its da dumbest sickest movie ever…watch it if u wanna want a breakup wid ur gf ……i really ave no words 4 dish shit……pls take away movies like taare zameen par frm dis stupid industry…..
April 27th, 2008 at 3:36 am
What a shity movie.i cnt believ i sat n wasted my time wtching it.i liked d songs esp dil hara.saif luked hot,so did kareena.bt akshay was d best.although God knws how d hel he did those fake action scenes. Comon man,what bulsht.pls avoid doin such movies pls,ur gud actors.. i absolutely hated ths movie..pls dnt wtch it.
April 27th, 2008 at 4:30 am
i havent seen the movie. i dont want to see this movie.
why shud i even comment about this movie??? if download the movie online, it would be a total waste of time and bandwidth. so i wont.
i like good movies, not bollywood trash. i think we should watch bosnian films, they are better these days, so i have heard. who is yashraj?
i want to see movies which are good, and have a good story line and concept. in 2005 i watched an iranian movie which was good. it wasnt tashan, but i forget the name of the movie. am trying to remember it but.
p.s. sorry guys, i cant help myself when i find space on the net to leave comments.
April 27th, 2008 at 9:06 am
GIRLS SEE AKSHAY IN HIS BLUE SHORTS U CAN C A BULDGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. WHAT A DICK .. THT BITCH WIFE OF HIS SHOULD DIE AND HE SHOULD MARRY ME YAAR .. IF NOT MARRY ATLEAST MAKE ME HIS SEX SLAVE …
April 27th, 2008 at 9:08 am
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. SEX SEX IS ON MY MIND ALL D TIME …. CRAZY ABT SEX … IM A COCK STARVED BITCH
April 27th, 2008 at 10:52 am
I dont know what happened to u all guys! It is very hard to believe that u all guys watched Tashan with eyes!? i watched the movie yesterday I like the movie.Definitely the movie is a good entertainer with some good acting,action,songs and some hot scenes of kareena(in Bikini).It is a fact that OSO was a BlockBuster .i liked TASHAN More than OSO. OSO was simply stupid!
April 27th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Bockaisafriend: I always watch foreigh language movies, most of them are serious, watch the following if you didnt:
Fateless ( about Hollocaust, a hungarian movie)
Twin sisters ( a dutch, best movie about twin sisters ever, a must watch)
Racheeda ( Algerian 1st movie)
Best Iranian movie is : the colour of paradise, a touching story.
American : watch Rendition, a new movie & (2 weeks) for Sally Field & (Not without my daughter) based on true story and Bollywood already copied this movie.
These which I remembered now, enjoy watching them
April 27th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
I dont know y saif and akshay and anil are doing these type of moives when they are good at BOXOFFICE recent dyas
April 27th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
this is the worst movie ever..its just hyped too much. there is no stor ..no nothing ! dnt atse yr time watchin crap…Tashan(style) ..nobdy has any tasahn in d movie its sickkkkto the core .
April 27th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
i just wanted 2 ask all those who gave comment about tashan as crap…. whether they given a chance can make a better movie then this… crap people feel everythin as crap… y d f*** u people watch movies… go f*** urself…….
April 27th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
i totally agree with shiva… movies are just for time pass… just watch it… cant spend money by goin to theatres then plzz stop watchin movies…
April 28th, 2008 at 3:28 am
Not worth watching the movie.. sucks big time.. such a let-down….. dont waste money watchin this movie…..its total crap
April 28th, 2008 at 4:17 am
Its interesting to note how sick people are…… Movies are for entertainment and no one is forced to see movies you don’t like. If you have eaten shit by mistake thats your funeral, but don’t blame others for it. Everybody has a uniqe taste thus a entertainer is in no position to satisfy every tom dick and harry…. You can go and see English, Chinease, japanease, Vietanamise, potuugees or nude movies, its your choice…..
April 28th, 2008 at 4:20 am
Mr Kishore, it dosen’t mean you didn’t like the movie so the whole world will not watch…… As is said “use your brains” (if you have it…….)
April 28th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! i wanted to scream out loud after seeing this junk! half of the cinema left before the interval! what annoyed the most was the skinny kareena who looked ugly! amd her scope was thinner than her wairstline! horrible movie!
April 28th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
awful movie! i think there were hardly ten poeple in the cinema! i counted! imagine hoew bored i was!
April 28th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
April 28th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
BAD MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 28th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
hated it soooooooooooooo much it hurts! aditya wanted to prove the is a worse movie than Jhoom Barabar Jhoom! and yeah! kareena go rat something fast before you pass out!
April 28th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
kareena go eat something fast before you pass out!
April 28th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
It is one of the worst movie of the year…………
April 28th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
all the above comments r fake ……..
WATCH THE MOVIE ATLEAST 5TIMES A FANTASTIC , COOL , TIMEPASS , BLOCKBUSTER
DON’T WASTE UR TIME IN READING THESE REVIEWS
GO N WATCH THE MOVIE”TASHAN”
April 29th, 2008 at 11:57 am
cud hav been better..
only d songs r gud,nothin else..
itz totally a flop movie…
wid such a big banner n a gud star-cast..it has not lived up to pplz expectations!
April 29th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
wELL WELL..i havnt seen the movie so far…but do wish to see it, jus for time pass… after all lemme see if it sucks or not..
n the comments above has almost mixed responses… but on a whole Tashan doesnt stand out for everyones expectations… The storyline is soo boring… Well Action as from comments seems like Worst again the hi-fi Krissh style..
Im eager to Kareena’s Tashan as a whole… might b that be a Paise Vasool factor for me..As far as looks are concerned for all the lead actors, it is reaally a TASHAN, Kareens Bikini n slim n sexy is d main Tashan, Saifs moush is Tashan, Akkis whole in whole Hollywood hunk look is Tashan… Arrey yaar…Hope the so highly hyped sexy n unique title TASHAN doesnt go in for a waste for this movie…
Lemme Watch n comment..thats better..n as far as TARARUMPUM is concerned its a really good movie yaar..So much to learn from the movie.. Donno Y people didnt like the movie.The only thing i didnt like is the Hooking up romance between Saif n Rani in the beginning n Rani’s Sucking Hairstyle..Rest all were jus Outstanding..
April 29th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Yeah, I am with majority, not so good assuming peoples are aware enough about story line, acting, actions etc, they have started thinking. So guys it depends on you how you react with this movie, but in general,
THIS IS A FLOP MOVIE
TAKE CARE
BYE
April 29th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
I did check the reviews in other sites as well… And there also i found mixed comments…some ALSO say its a good entertainer…
Well well… All i can say is… IT PURELY DEPENDS ON INDIVIDUALS… SO GUYS/GALS…DONT MAKE ANY CONCLUSIONS FROM THE COMMENTS.. GO FOR THE MOVIE N DECIDE FOR URSELVES..
As a whole i can say almost 75-80% agree that the movie didnt standup to it name TASHAN… But the looks of the actors is really a TASHAN… I think only the screenplay n the direction is to b given the blame…
April 30th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I left the movie in interval…
I do not expect much from Bollywood movies anymore.
This movie is tottaly avoidable. Better you watch “Khuda ke Liye” !!!
April 30th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee mmmmmmmmooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee
PLSSSSSS GYUS ZAROOR DEKHNA ITS A TOOOOO GOOD MOVIE & THE SONGS ARE ROCKING YAAR ESPECIALLY CHALLIYA & DIL HARRA IN FALTOO LOGON KI BATTON MEIN MAT JAANA ITS A MUST WATCH MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!! GYUS U ALL WILL LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 1st, 2008 at 12:38 am
one of the most bakwas movie.
May 2nd, 2008 at 4:42 pm
fuckall movie and can the producer give back my money???
I am big fan of Akki and Akki I did not expect this from you. You have been giving hits and hence there are lot of expectations from you………….
May 3rd, 2008 at 4:30 pm
hEY I SAW THE MOVIE… Reallly Boring movie yaar.. patha nahin how i made it till the climax… The start was reaally bad, intoduction also sucks, screenplay all sucks,,,
Lemme tell ya wat i liked in the movie - Kareena’s Chaliya song,,,,wow that did make my day worth..Her Bikini act was just mindblowing..She did carry it well…Akkis intoduction as Ravan on Scooter was hillarious again..n then the scenes post interval where Bebo tries to seduce Akki with her looks n Saifs attempts to support all r good..Kareena’s & Akki’s
Anil Kapoor as the bad guy jus sucks man..At times we have to concentrate much to know wat actually he said…Akki’s larger than life Action scenes..to be frank it was so worst it felt like a ditto Monkey act… So worst to say the screen play.. They cud hav made the movie better enuf.. The lack of experienced direction is clearly depicted..
All in all… The MOVIE IS BORING BUT OK only if >> Akki’s monkey act and Anil’s Hinglish dialogues are editted out…
May 3rd, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Why, nowadays, people r so different?? People aren’t concentrating anymore on the talent, but how much the heroine looks sexier!!! People consider themselves as “open minded” this way!! Well, I shouldnt be surprised if in future an actress would have 2 or 3 boyfriends and accompany them everywhere, and if we tried to criticise her, someone would come and tell us: yaar, be a sport, open minded!!! This is not happening in India only, even in Middle East, Lebanese singers try to look sexier in everyway then can, to win some fans!
May 4th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Cry, My Beloved Country
The time has come to shed unstoppable tears. Tashn is not a film. It would be an insult to call it such, and in so doing group it with the likes of Madhumati, Do Bhiga Zameen, Mugal E Azam, Lagaan and Jodha Akbar. And yet, Tashn is in the news because of Kareena’s imitation of Halle Berry’s legendary bikini scene in a James Bond flick. What else can we do but cry?
India is a holy country, religion is given great importance, all festivals are celebrated with pomp and splendour. And yet, a film such as Race, in which each and every character is a villain (no doubt, some less villainish than others but nevertheless villains) has been made by the same holy Indians into a super hit. So what can we do but cry?
Katrina Kaif and Kareena Kapoor are both vying for the number one position and yet both are not actresses. They cannot immerse themselves into any role, and make it believable. So their catapult into the number one and two positions is only based on their body dimensions. So what can we do but cry?
I cry for the genius of Bimal Roy, for the dedication of Dilip Kumar, for the creativity of Raj Kapoor, for the absolute sincerity of Meena Kumari, for the true (non-cosmetic and untampered) beauty of Madhubala, for the mischief of Hema Malini, for the youthful vigour of Hrithik Roshan, and for the perfection of Amir Khan.
Films like Tashn and Race have badly damaged our reputation as a society on which God has bestowed genius. So cry my beloved country…
May 4th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
its not a good film but akshay hair look so different so i saw it.
May 4th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Someone is saying that Race & Tashan, both r very bad movies! Well, I can say that Tashan is a bad movie form the trailer and all the comments above. Almost 90% of audiences said the movie was a crap, but Race was absolutely a good movie, there were many twists in the movie but it was an interesting one.
May 5th, 2008 at 12:04 am
Hey All… Well in Tashan Kareena has done a fair attempt.. Both with image as well as acting.. As Fathiya commented nowadays being sexy has bcome an important factor.. But showing excellence in both being sexy n acting is really tough, which as far as to me Kareena is doing well nowadays… She did a splendid job in Jab We Met.. much out of every1’s expectation she has come out well… Even Priyanka is good in being bold n beautiful…
Well bout RACE - its is really good movie according to me.. The only movie which can suit to the title - “”Expect the Unexpected”".. So hell lots of twists n turns n thrills.. But watchable only ONCE coz the thrill is all over once u watch it… The main thing i liked bout Race is that in the initial stage all actors potrayed their already famous image- like Kat being bubbly, Bips being bitchy, Saif being safer n so on.. But finally all of them portrayed a never expected image.. Even Anil n Sameera were notable..DIDN’T U ALL FEEL THAT..???
But only thing i like in TASHAN is the TASHAN of actors image.. All hav given a diff look..But sadly all those makeover went to a BULLSHIT storyline… Well lets see wats for the next.. Hopefully RACE has joined the line of sequels like DHOOM.. thankgod Tashan wont dare for that..he he he…;)
May 5th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Kareena isnt a really good actress! Her talent is dimishing with her wairst line!she has turned out so trashy and skimpy in tashan! Which probably the most boriest movie ever made!i fell asleep after 20 minutes n was woken up in the interval! HATED IT SO MUCH!plus kareena is too skinny and sending a bad image of being beautiful to young girls!
May 5th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Totally!there is a different between being toned and skinny!kareena is plain skinny( going on the scary zone) hopefully young girls wont be influenced by her! SUCH A BAD ROLE MODEL. P.s tashan is such a bad movie it makes you wanna throw up!it was even embrassing to actually stay till the end of this yucky film
May 5th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Trying to start a walk! DONT GO WATCH THIS MOVIE walk! Hopefully i am going to save people from seeing this film.one feeling i got after tashan is that i am never going to get back my 2 hours of my life wasted on this crappy movie! Seriously YASH RAj; WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!!!!!
May 5th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Forget skinny assed kareena kapoor and robotic / stiff katrina kaif for NO. 1 spot! My personal fav is AISHWARYA RAI! And on tashan! Its a strictly DONT BOTHER TO WATCH! Film. I would give it zero stars!
May 5th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Apart from UUUUGGGGGH! Performance kareena kapoor(a.k.a skinny assed);i was also was disgusted with the chemistry between saif-kareena(awful and no a single spark) WHY ON DEAR GOD ARE THERE GOING OUT! THERE SIMPLY DONT SUIT!
May 5th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
In this movie, the only funny thing! Is watching kareena (a.k.a skinny assed) dance! Its like watching a stick trying to shake nothing!HA! HA! HA! HA!
May 6th, 2008 at 11:53 am
First thing first Bachan Pandey rocked…stunts were messed up by the camera work,wen u hav a actor like Akki the stunt scenes hav to be perfectly captured into the camera…
I didnt mind spending 100 bucks for the entertainment provided by Akki
Tashan had style in its own way…
I wud rather say the prod house was a bit overconfident
But overall Tashan was not a good movie….Max 2.5/5 for Akki
May 6th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
HORRIBLE MOVIE EVER! KAREENA KAPOOR SUCKS BIG TIME!
May 8th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Kareena is now seriously annoying me!she doesnt have grace nor poise! Plus gain some weight! Nobody likes skeletons!!
May 8th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
tashan is ….. what i can say ….is just amazing .. plzzzzzzz.. go n seee
May 8th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
yucky movie!i cant believe i wasted my money on this JUNK! the biggest disapointment was kareena kapoor who looked she was going to pass out any minute! she looked soooooooo FRAIL!plus she isnt a good actress! worst movie of the year!
May 8th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
BAD BAD BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! MOVIE! EVER! KAREENA LOOKED SCARY THIN! THE JOKES WERE LAME! ANIL WAS LAMER! AKSHAY AND SAIF WASTED! EVEN JHOOM BARADAR JHOOM WAS BETTER!
May 8th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
it simply rocks i must say dont fall 4 these stupid people ka stupid re views
May 9th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Hi All,
Wel I read some of the comments above… plp really look 4 story but one thing really stucks my mind is y r not the art/critically acclaimed movies a big hit
D2 or OSO didnt hav a story but were declared blockbusters
lets come to Tashan…
The movie is not as bad as is projected by plp here…
thr were some really good scenes in the movie, Actions look funny but we like it in Holywood movies
songs were good n were timed wel
Tashan is high on style do not expect a TZP kinda of story
Hype didnt equal the final product though 2.5/5
May 9th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Tashan is stupid movie
May 10th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
hey shashank why r u comparing kank with tashan…kank was the biggest hit of the year.u blady idiot..mind ur language rascal
May 12th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
awful movie! extremely happy that it was declared a huge FLOP OF THE YEAR! kareena at her worst!
May 13th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
The movie is ..OK..Rating…3/5 but the songs are real good!!! Listen to them and you’ll like them
May 14th, 2008 at 1:47 am
Tashan is by far the worst it can get for yash raj.notiing was right.kareena was just too trashy n slutty(there is a limit, bebo), anil wasn’t understandable, saif was a huge let down after race, akshay was just okay(the plot spoiled his role) generally tashan was simply lame!hey, i am huge fan of kareena; plz gain some weight, skinny frail doesnt suit anyone!
May 14th, 2008 at 2:01 am
Tashan was just awful! i hated it so much! we were just laughing so hard at how dumb this story was! The plot was too stupid! The worst in the cast was KAREENA KAROOR; WHO GAVE THE LAMEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS EVER!
May 14th, 2008 at 2:10 am
I am really starting to hate kareena. her new avatar (a.k.a skinny) is losing her more fans than ever! i was a fan but this new trashy attitude just a turn off!
May 15th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
horrible movie!the worst part was having to wake up people as the fell asleep during the movie! a complete waste of time and money!
May 15th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
was simply disgusted with kareena role! really has girls out there become this trashy! a film had nothing to offer! the comedy was lame!
May 19th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
I see everyone critisising the actors which is not fair… Actors act the way the directors make them to.
The director and the story writer needs bashing, thrashing, kicking and may be lil rotten tomatoes…
Every actor tried doing their best… Loosing Weight is not an easy thing to do… If Director wanted Kareena to lost weight for the film, she did that… U just cannot blame her… If some director want her to put on weight, she will do that too… She is just an actress like any other who tries to fit into the role… but her role was pathetic…
Yash Raj Banner used to be good when they used to do one film a year with some dedication, now its all commercial..Not only they are are wasting people’s money they are also ruining the actors image…..
May 20th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
yucky yucky movie! bebo boomed big time!
May 23rd, 2008 at 6:32 pm
who is dat bitch dat loves sex i wanna fuck her
May 26th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
ghatiya, bakwas, a total waste of time nd money. didnt expect dis from akshay. best movie for people using sleeping pills. avoid dis movie even on tv. better watch discovery, animal planet or ndtv.
May 28th, 2008 at 6:09 am
This is the WORST MOVIE i have seen this year!!!!!!!!
movie is full of nonsense & stupid acts..
no point in this story!!!
Bollywood makes movies with no stories nowdays..
all it has is exposure & no point!!
May 28th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
it’s d most crappy movie i have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dere’s no logic,no story,nothin!!!
just a twist here & dere……..akshay kumar seems 2 b a bullet proof man!!
huh!!was dyin 2 get out after d movie………….
i havent even imagimd such a foooooooolish movie…….it sucks!!!!!!!!!!!
it’s sure 2 get d award…..THE FLOPPEST MOVIE OF THE DECADE!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 1st, 2008 at 4:22 am
The worst movie ever….time waste…