Rapid Fire Round with Salman Khan: Koffee with Karan

For those who missed out on the first episode of Koffee With Karan with Salman Khan as the guest. Like always, the ‘Rapid Fire round’ was the spiciest part of the show. Salman was at his wittiest best and Karan asked quite a few brave questions.

Below is the entire Rapid fire round conversation between Karan and Salman.

Karan: 3 Things no one knows about you?
Salman: I’m a great guy, great guy, great guy.

Karan: And you’re good in bed or something like that?
Salman: (Blushes)
Karan: You blushed Salman, I just caught you blushing.

React in one word for the following:

• Marriage – Hai Ram
• Awards – Reward, I believe in reward.
• On-screen kissing – No fun.
• Being Human – Heart-felt

If you wake up as the following people, what’s the first thing you’d do:

• Sanjay Leela Bhansali – I would wonder where Karan Johar is, or where Karan Johar has been last night.
• Shahrukh Khan – Aiiii… (mimicking SRK) Aaj kaun gaya Karan ke show par. Salman? Salman kyu gaya? (Who went on Karan’s show today? Salman? Why Salman?)
• Ranbir Kapoor – Salman lucky hai ya mein? (Is Salman lucky or me?)
• Amir Khan – Yawns – Dopair hogaya (Yawns and its noon)
• Katrina Kaif – (wakes up from sleep) Where’s Ranbir?

Karan: Best and worst part of being Salman Khan
Salman: I get into trouble all the time, that’s the good part. Not being able to get out of it, is the bad part.

Karan: If not in the film industry.. what should the following people do.

• Sonakshi Sinha – Politics or designing
• Kareena Kapoor – Housewife
• Hrithik Roshan – Dance academy
• Priyanka Chopra – Singer. Housewife.. Priyanka will make a lovely wife.

Karan: What advice would you give to the following people

• Ranbir Kapoor – Have fun.
• Katrina Kaif – Make sure he doesn’t have fun (laughs).
• Hrithik Roshan – You stay out of it..

Karan: Piece of advice you got 10 years ago.
Salman: I got it 25 years ago. Which was given by Kailash (Surendarnath), I was heart-broken when a friend of mine left me and went. We were coming back from Alibagh. He said put your hand in the water, what do you feel, I said fish. So he said there is a lot of fish in the sea. He used to take out every night, for partying. One day, he puts his arm around my shoulder and said stop wasting your time and your fathers money. After that I never partied.

Karan: So Kailash Surendarnath has been a very strong influence on my life.
Salman: Big influence in my life. Huge.

Karan: At gun point, if you were forced to have a gay encounter, who would it be?
Salman: Such a gun hasn’t been made, Karan. But just to make you feel good, you Karan. But I am the guy haan. (says this with a straight face)

Karan: You kill one, marry one and just friends with one. Preity Zinta, Priyanka Chopra and Katrina Kaif.
Salman: Where did kill come from? Marry? Preity Zinta. Just friends with Katrina Kaif.

The first actor / actress that comes to your mind, when I say the following animal names

• Puppy – Ranbir
• Shark – Guy who has been killing it off late is Shahrukh.

True or false

• I’ve never shown up drunk on the sets – False. We had to pack up because I got drunk. I was shooting for Chal Mere Bhai drunken song, we could not get it. I drank on empty stomach. So 2 drinks I was gone, I couldn’t get the lip-sync right.
• There are bigger stars than me in the country – True
• I highly value reviews of my movies – False
• I hate going to the gym – True

Choices..

• Arjun, Sidharth, Sushant, Ranbir or Varun.. who has the brightest future – Arjun, Varun and Aditya.
• Alia, Parineeti or Sonakshi.. who would you place your bets on – Deepika
• Aishwarya or Katrina the most stunning actress – Aishwarya Rai Bachchan and Katrina Kaif.. we’ll see what name adds on (as her surname).
• Prem or Chulbul Pandey, your preferred character – Prem
• Raju Hirani, Rohit Shetty, Karan Johar… (interrupts) – Karan Johar.. But Karan Johar doesn’t want to work with me. Who have you signed next – Don’t lie, you’ve signed Ranbir Kapoor. He’s taking away everything (indirectly targeting Ranbir-Katrina).

Karan: The best pick-up line used on you
Salman: Chaliye na bohat late ho gaya, khanna kha lijiye ga. (come lets go, its late. Have your dinner)
Karan: And did you go there? But you couldn’t have gone, you’re a virgin.
Salman: It means, come and eat food.
Karan: Or eat food and then come (cum?)
Salman: Karan is getting carried away. Karan ko chutti chahiye. You guys want a new host? Koffee with Salman. Sounds good also.

And Salman Khan wins the first Koffee With Karan Season 4 gift hamper.