Neil Nitin Mukesh Jokes on Twitter: The new Alok Nath!

Neil Nitin Mukesh JokesNeil Nitin Mukesh is the new Alok Nath on Twitter. The actor, who celebrates his 32nd birthday today, was the butt of all jokes. Some of the jokes were so funny that the actor himself retweeted about 7 ‘Neil Nitin Mukesh’ jokes. 

“Seriously laughing that I am trending. Some rather interesting ones (jokes) out there . Re-tweeting my 7 Favourite. ENJOY!!!” he tweeted a day before his birthday.

We have a collection of over 40 Neil Nitin Mukesh jokes. All from Twitter. Enjoy and do post your own in the comments section!

  • When Christians pray to the father, son and holy spirit, they are praying to Neil Nitin Mukesh.
  • Alok Nath thanked Neil Nitin Mukesh.. thrice!
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh came in buy 1 get 2 free scheme.
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh makes Maggi in 6 minutes.
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh could have starred in ‘3 idiots’ alone.
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh went for an interview but was not selected. Why? Because there was only one vacancy.
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh never books a table for 2.
  • 3 mistakes of my life was originally Neil Nitin Mukesh’s dad’s autobiography.
  • What Neil Nitin Mukesh can do but SRK or Salman can’t. Group discussion with himself.
  • Once Neil Nitin Mukesh used weighing machine, it said ‘Please try one by one’
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh brushes six times a day!
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh can go to all three corners of Bermuda Triangle at same time!
  • When Neil Nitin Mukesh was in college. Professor:Neil Nitin Mukesh, both of you three get out of the class
  • When Neil Nitin Mukesh uses a Gillette Presto it immediately becomes a Mach 3.
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh went to watch a movie. He emerged from the multiplex as Neil Nitin.
  • When Neil Nitin Mukesh takes a selfie, it’s a family photo.
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh is always on conference call.
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh is the only person involved in Love Triangle
  • As his name,Neil Nitin Mukesh’s performances are also three times powerful
  • When you apply fairness creams 3 times a day, you’ll begin to look like Neil Nitin Mukesh
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh can marry 3 women and not call it polygamy.
  • Gabbar Shot One Bullet at ‘Neil Nitin Mukesh’ and Says… Ha ha tino mar gaye ha ha tino..!
  • 3 Idiots was originally a story of 1 genius college student. Neil Nitin Mukesh.
  • Once Mithun da spent an hour with Neil Nitin Mukesh and since then he started saying, “Kya baat, Kya baat hai, Kya baat”.
  • What is Neil Nitin Mukesh’s favourite shape? Yeah, you guessed it right……Ans: Triangle
  • Law of divorce would need to be changed for Neil Nitin Mukesh. Ek baar bolega to Gaya.
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh ka lucky number Ek Saat Teen Teen
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh’s pet name is ‘The Three Musketeers’.
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh to star in the remake of Tridev.
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh is in love with himself. It’s called Love Triangle.
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh does not believe in the concept of binary trees.
  • Unfortunately Neil nitin mukesh can’t travel on bikes. Tripling.
  • if neil nitin mukesh was a dalit, rahul gandhi would have breakfast, lunch and dinner at his place”
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh can hit 3 sixes in one ball
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh are brothers of Hema Rekha Jaya & sushma
  • It was Neil Nitin Mukesh who invented three piece suits.
  • 1 2 Neil Nitin Mukesh 4 5 6 7 8 9 10….
  • Think thrice before you crack a joke on Neil Nitin Mukesh.
  • Third umpire takes the help of neil nitin mukesh.
  • After Modi called Salman for lunch, Rahul Gandhi is planning to call Neil Nitin Mukesh for lunch, considering him as 3 votes.
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh’s was the only student who could opt Science, Commerce and Arts after 10th.
  • Alok Nath: Why have these idiots been cracking jokes on us? Neil Nitin Mukesh: I don’t know. I don’t know.I don’t know.
  • Producers cant afford Neil Nitin Mukesh in their films as they need to get 3 heroines as well…
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh can be the new ambassador of Zandu balm because ek balm teen kaam
  • When Neil Nitin Mukesh takes a selfie, it’s a family photo.
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh can have a threesome by himself!!!
  • Neil nitin mukesh will play the role of amar akbar and anthony in its sequel.
  • Neil Nitin Mukesh went to vote. Neil voted for UPA, Nitin voted for AAP & Mukesh voted for BJP
  • When someone misses a call from Neil Nitin Mukesh.. there are 3 missed calls on their phone
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    Alok Nath: Why have these idiots been cracking jokes on us? Neil Nitin Mukesh: I don’t know. I don’t know.I don’t know.

    Neil Nitin Mukesh is always on conference call.

    1 2 Neil Nitin Mukesh 4 5 6 7 8 9 10….

  • couldnt understand the meaning of one joke Neil Nitin Mukesh went to watch a movie. He emerged from the multiplex as Neil Nitin.what does that mean

  • 1. If Neil Nitin Mukesh was a girl, Alok Nath could have done three kanyadaan’s at a time

    2. @NeilNMukesh sings a song. Gets credited as “chorus”

    3. Neil Nitin Mukesh can Retweet the same tweet thrice.

    4. Neil Nitin Mukesh has (3 * 6 pack abs) = 18 pack abs

    5. Neil Nitin Mukesh will have to look for not 1but 3 gfs/wives or maybe somebody with name like Diana Divya Priyanka..

  • Imagine if they continue this trend of adding names where they will reach after 5 generation…Ha ha ha : Mukesh’s son Nitin Mukesh and his son Neil Nitin Mukesh his son would be Hrithik Neil Nitin Mukesh and so on…….

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