Jackfruit Awards 2015 – Celebrating the worst of Bollywood

The Award season has begun in full swing, what with a new show being telecast almost every weekend on television. Since this is the season of Jackfruits as well, we decided to award some of the worst movies and performances this year.

It takes special effort to waste 3 hours of someone’s life and for that very effort; here are our very special Jackfruit award winners – dedicated to the worst of 2014!

Jackfruit Awards

Exclusive behind-the-scene image of Jackfruits being carried to the awards ceremony

Jackfruit Movie of the year – Action Jackson

Jackfruit Jackson, there was always a connect, but we never expected this movie to make it to the worst of the year. However, the audience were threatened, tortured and almost brutally harassed throughout the 3 hours of the movie.  Before Rajkumar Hirani’s take on god and godmen in PK, Prabhu Deva the director of the film made us realise that there indeed is a ‘Prabhu’ and ‘Deva’, when people managed to come out of the screening alive. To be honest Deva’s last few films like Rowdy Rathore or R Rajkumar were fairly enjoyable, however he got too carried away by cliché south Indian formulas and disgusting one liners. So moved were we by Sonakshi’s ‘male organ’ spotting sequence, that we named the film ‘Action Jerkson’.

Jackfruit Actor of the year (Male) – Saif Ali Khan (Humshakals)

What exactly was Saif thinking when he signed a film like ‘Humshakals’ is something that we haven’t been able to understand; did Saif really go ’Wow’ (like he always does) when he heard Sajid Khan’s ‘vision’ and narration? One of the biggest misfits, he looked out of place throughout the film. Sometimes an actor’s awfully bad performance also works if the script is great, however in this case, the script was worse than Saif’s performance. Saif took Humshakals so seriously that he has now delivered three jackfruits in a row ‘Bullet Raja’ , ‘Humshakals’ and ‘Happy Ending’.

Jackfruit Actor of the year (Female) - Kangana Ranaut (Revolver Rani)

Kangana was so good in Queen, that we couldn’t stop gushing and praising her performance in the film. Then came Revolver Rani, a film we wonder how Kangana signed in the first place. The costumes, music and story were so tacky that you wouldn’t really mind if Rani used the revolver to shoot us instead. Terrible terrible performance and film.

Jackfruit Debut of the Year – Daisy Shah (Jai Ho)

It’s not a regular feature that a background dancer gets to feature as the leading lady of a Salman Khan film (has it ever happened in the history of Indian Cinema?). But noticing her acting, dancing in the movie made us go ‘Daisy’. We don’t blame Salman because we still love him for making Katrina’s career and launching Sonakshi Sinha (second thoughts after watching her last few films)

Jackfruit Worst Director - Sajid Khan (Humshakals)

Naam hi kaafi hai, Jackfruit awards ka sartaj Badshah, shenehshah – Sajid Khan

Jackfruit Lifetime Threatening Award – Himesh Reshammiya (The XPOSE)

Whenever an Himesh Reshammiya film releases and flops we thank GOD and the Universe because we feel this is it, however this man doesn’t seem to give up. After Karzzzzz (which put the audience to sleep with its title itself), Kajra Rey and Radio, he comes with a film called The Xpose. The film ’Xposed’ his acting abilities, his dancing skills and even his inimitable dialogue delivery. The serious scenes were hilarious, emotional scenes was funnier. Here is the Jackfruit award to the man that will never give up on acting, to a man whose career in films will seem longer than AK Hangal’s age.

Jackfruit Award for Worst Lyrics - Engine Ki Seeti

“Engine ki seeti mein maaro bum dole” – Enough said – Hand over the Jackfruit please.

Jackfruit Award for Worst Choreography - Keeda (Action Jackson)

  • Prabhudeva to Ajay Devgan “I am going to make you dance”
  • Ajay: ”Sounds cool”
  • Prabhu: ”Take 897″ (this is not happening, please bring back shahid)
  • Ajay: “I think we nailed it”
  • Prabhu “Yup, we nailed our coffin”

Jackfruit Award for Worst Banner of the Year - Eros International

Eros films seems to have truck loads of Jackfruits this year - Jai Ho, Happy Ending, Action Jackson, Purani Jeans, Lekar Hum Deewana Dil and the disastrous 2014 continued into 2015 with Tevar. Here’s hoping for fresher fruits next year.

Note: We have utmost respect for all actors and filmmakers. We understand the effort that they goes behind the making of films. The Jackfruit awards is not meant to hurt or disrespect anyone. We love them all, including Himesh the music composer.

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74 Comments

  • Agreed with all awards except worst lyrics. Engine ki seeti was a nice song and lyrics was n’t that bad either.

    • Corniest lyrics of the year (Note that I have not even seen the film, nor the song, I saw this on Film Companion):

      From a film called Gang of Ghosts, an item song goes this way: “Mujhe Aakhon ka apple banalo badi juicy hu me Raja ji.” lol

  • @Indicine

    I dare the writer to say “We love you Sajid khan.” Lol

    The biggest jackfruit scene if the year was Ram kapoor trying to rape humshakal ram kapoor in drag. Plain moronic and awful!

  • @indicine: These awards were decided by you?
    Btw, Fully agree with the awards..
    They truly deserved these awards..

    @Ajay Rocks:Congrats bro..lol

  • Best Dialogue of the Year:: Himesh- The Xpose :: Tere shareer mein itna khoon nahi hoga … jitna Ravi Kumar ek baar mein moot deta hai.

    • @babaji, Honestly xpose 1 wasn’t that bad. it was a mediocre film but @Indicine made the film look like the worst fever because they hate Himesh.

  • Also, there should have been a catagory for worst song!
    Worst songs of 2014:

    Ata Majhi Satakli- Singham Returnz
    Baki Sab first class- Jai Ho
    3-4 songs of AJ(Gangster Baby,Keeda,Surya Ast etc)

    • @nipun : Whats wrong with Aata Maaji Satakli and Baaki First class hain ?? I aint saying these are best or class. Stop copying Anupama Chopra and Rajiv Masand. FYI … Aata Maaji Satakli is a rage among kids and Jai Ho song was not that bad either, it explains the condition of our country and how politicians take common man !!!!!

  • Hahaha! Couldn’t stop laughing. Prabhu Deva and Ajay conversation was howlarious and Himesh part was the best. Super funny.

  • @indicine come one…!!!
    Worst lyrics : Engine ki seti mein…!!??? This was a really fun song. It one of the good songs of 2014.
    How could you forget “ice cream khaugi…kashmir jaugi” from The Expose!??

    • @Professor: i agree , that song was funny but it’s lyrics were really terrible “engine ki seeti me maaro bum dole”…
      What was that??

  • Lool I was expecting ajay devgan to dance like never before when pravhu deva said he was going to make ajay dance then they give us keeda. My grandma can do that same step easily. So disappointed and well deserved jackfruit award.

  • @ indicine…Superb article… have never laughed so much all alone reading something like this.. I was in Office wen i opened this page … and my colleagues were like hey what happened why are loughing so much all alone??… ROLF

  • Jackfruit Movie of the year would have been HAPPY NEW YEAR not AJ
    & Director award would have been shared between both brother & sister (Sajid & Farah)….

  • huhuhuhuhuh. @Indicine. come oooooon guys :)
    In my opinion, in Kangana ‘ place it should have been Parineeta nominated.
    Her performances in Revolver Rani were much much better than Parineeta Daawat E-Ishq.

    Worst choreographedsong: Keeda, Well, I wouldn’t say worst bu the truth is I don’t like the way Phravu filmed it … some parts of the song made me cringe. I like the song though

    • @Hunted Tiger : Salman does not need any awards whether Film Fake or Ghanta. Hes got audiences rewards which are more than Srk got in recent years !!!!!!!! Hate him or Love him but cant ignore Salman.

  • Hahahaha very good.

    This is better than to ghanta and golden kela awards, which is now totally rigged by, you know who….

    Keep it up Indicine. The comments were totally hilarious.

  • Worst songs of 2014;
    1. Uff from bang bang
    2. Bang bang title tracks
    3. Nonsense ki night.

    Worst movie of 2014;
    HNY
    BANG BANG
    HUMSHAKALS.

    • To understand the composition of songs like Uff and BangBang Title Track, one requires a brain! Brainless Taporis cann’t understand these compositions!

    • @nipun, that’s my opinion just like your opinion. Lol
      I expressed my opinion then you out of control lol.
      Go eat quality ice cream from filmkraft super toy store. I happy being Tapori.

    • @nipun : Whats wrong with his opinion? atleast he is making his choices and honest enough to post it unlike you copy from Anupama Chopra and Rajiv Masand !!!!!!!

  • LMAO. haha. Deserving winners. All! Sad, Ajay signed AJ. LOL
    Sajid Khan. hahahahaha. Such a thooo director. He should be have been made to Rest by now. Terrible this guy is.

  • @indicine, the best part of your awards is Ajay and Phravu Deva conversations :)
    you seem inspired from my conversations. :) thank you.
    ByTheWay, where is worst support role ??? definitely Arjun Kapoor was the worst one.
    His performance in 2 States, Gunday and Finding Fanny were pathetic. you should gve him an award.

  • @thullu just bcz I called entertainment worst film doesnt make me akki hater just like calling humshakals,aj worst film doesnt make indicine saif and ajay hater

    • @gj007: lol Well the chameleon is back again with his hatred towards akki,don’t cry when Ajinkya will bash you.

    • @oversmart genius I didn’t love hunshakals. I found it average

      @kshitiz u chameleon, u urself have confessed how u had initially given 3+ ratings to jai ho, 4 to bang bang and 3.5 to Gunday but later changed them to 2.5!!!

  • Behind The Scenes:

    Indicine admin 1: well, our readers are slowly loving our new version and most of them are happy with the new look of the site.
    Indicine team 2: absolutely yes.

    Indicine admin 1: ok, we need now some interesting articles to make our readers happy and entertained.

    Indicine admin2: I have an idea, what if we make an awards in our own?
    Indicine admin1: good but what kind of awards??

    Admin2: let me think…..OK, worst actor and films awards.
    Admin1: absolutely a fantastic idea. let’s prepare an article about that.
    Admin2: ok, we finished but we need to add Some Spice to our article to look funny.
    Admin1: Well, Well, will do the same as @trust me’s conversations.
    Admin2: Matlab???
    Admin1: conversation between Ajay and Prhavu Deva.
    Admin2: great idea.

    The End.

    My day is not complete with out visiting this website.We love you @indicine and you are the best Bollywood site this decade. whatever you write or post, you are funny and entertaining.
    thank you for everything.

  • @indicine, post that comment if you think it’s funny. Sorry if I offended you.
    thank you. nothing personal. love you.

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