Every film written by Rajkumar Hirani has dialogues that remain with you long after the closing credits. After ‘All Izz Well’, ‘Chemical Locha’, ‘Jaddu Ki Jappi’, PK too has a few dialogues and one liners that connect big time with the audience.
We list a few dialogues from PK, you can post your own in the comments section below and we will add it to the article!
PK Dialogues
- PK Dialogue: Hamare goley pe kauno jhooth nahin bolta (Nobody lies on my planet)
- PK: Jo dar gaya woh mandir gaya (the one who gets scared, goes to the temple)
- Bhairon Singh (Sanjay Dutt): Ye dekh mera license sex – male, man, aadmi, harami, kameena..
- Self defence (pointing at stickers on his face), Jis tarah deewar pe bhagwan ka fotu lagate hai na, ki koi muute nahi.. us tarah humne ye bhagwan ka fotu chipka liya ki kono peete nahi.. (just like people put stickers of god on walls so that no one urinates, I have put stickers so that no one hits me)
- Humka laagat hai bhagwan se baat kare ka communication system is gola ka total lul ho chuka hai.. (I think, on this planet, the communication system with gone has completely gone wrong)
- Gaya hu ek baar Moon pe ek dum Lul place hai.. Jaggu: tumhara favourite planet kon sa hai.. PK: humaar apna planet.. Jaggu: earth to acha hai hi uske alwa.. PK: Arey earth ki to lulli baji hui hai..
- Aise tukur tukur ka dekhat pehchane nahi ka hum ka, hum pk hoon pk. (Why are you staring at me like that, didn’t you recognise me? I am PK) he asks a man dressed as Lord Shiva.
- Apne Apne bhagwan ki raksha karna band karo, warna is gola me insaan nahi bas joota reh jayega (Stop safe-guarding your own gods, otherwise this planet will on have shoes and not people – pointing out at the shoe left behind after Bhairon Singh’s death)
- Asli god fark banata to thappa laga ke bhejtha, hai koi thappa body pe? (if god wanted to differentiate between people, he would have marked different religions on the body)
- Shadi vyah me pataka phod ke band baaja baja ke, kaahe sare sheher ko bataya jaat hai ki aaj “I am having sex” (if people are shy of having sex, why do people celebrate wedding and tell the whole town that we are going to having sex?)
- Yeh wrong number hai
- Memory aur thukai ka koi direct connection hai, ye baat to doctor ko batani chahiye bhaya, majo ke majo aur ilaaj ka ilaaj.. (Is there some direct connection between sex and memory loss? We need to tell this to the doctor, pleasure and treatment)
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Yes stone worshipping is futile but Islam is d fake religion built on hatred towards Christian & Hindus whereas Hinduism is not built on hate and Hinduism never said people to worship idols. It was done by certain ppl and now it is practiced across india. True insaniyat religion is Hinduism which is built on love and consider entire planet as home and dosent differentiatate among ppl & do not force ppl to submit to god/Allah.Differentiation of ppl is dere in Islam which is pulling entire world down as Islam is spreading terror in d name of religion
@Rajesh : Did you read Quran ??? Converting or submitting to Islam solely for love, marriage, fear, money is prohibited. If you think Islam preaches terror n force conversation there wouldnt have single Hindu left in India as Mughal kings (who all were Muslims) ruled India for more than 300 years. I have nothing against Hinduism bcoz Islam teaches us to respect other religions even if you dont believe in it. Do you uncle (Chacha) of Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) died as non muslim ?? He could have easily converted him had he used force. Please come out of wrong intuitions you have about Islam. I would say bad people exist in every community n religion you cant blame the entire religion or community for such morons !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Itna chota nahin ho sakta hamara khuda, ki use hamare school jaane pe aitraaz ho.”
hai….some one said here ghajini,d3 having chaenginh role.arey koi mujhe phhansi pe latka do taki mein wo film dekhke mar sakoo
amir’s worst performance—-ghajini>>>>dhoom3>>>>pk>rdb>>lagaan.all those roles are easy except pk one that also too much with overacting not even bit closer compared with MNIK’S RIZWAN character.non of these are truly realistic like VZ/SWADES/CDI/JTHJ/MNIK.I can barely resist all those movies except lagaan that also a bit overrated not too much.
@sky,bla bla..aise movies dekhoge to dimaag ki haalat kahan thik rahega?are you comparing CLASS HAIDER role with overrated pk.HAIDER is 10000 times realistic and less overrated than alien pk I mean jadoo2,lol.raise your standard of watching movie and you foolish Indians need masala entertainment in every movie but comparing that movie with a silent intense movie is not only unfair but also a crime.Movies like MNIK/HAIDER are non masala wannabe classic like pk/3i.I mean you couldn’t realise it in your whole life ,feeling pity for my complan boy.
I LOVE THE DAILOGUE : “GOD WHO CREATED THE UNIVERSE DOESNT NEED YOUR HELP TO PROTECT HIM. PLEASE DONT TRY TO PROTECT YOUR OWN GOD’S. HE KNOW HOW TO PROTECT HIMSELF.”
@SYED please don’t use fake id’s and create misconceptions. ALLAH,JESUS OR RAM will be watching you! 99 CHARACTERS OF THE MOVIE ARE HINDUS. please dont blame AMER. Eevery film of RAJKUMAR HIRANI some good dailogues. and i think GOD will protect him from religious bigots.
Do 1 thing! Shut all temples , dont celebrate festivals , disrespect god men , become like afghani talibans ( who nicely destroyed 2000 year old buddha statue ). LEt this kind of movies prevail which will eventually take us all far away from religion , spirituality and we all will be a moral less humans with no spiritual side of it…! Nice movie PK! hats off.
PK is a superlative movie. You can connect this movie to OMG, where people are misusing religion for their benefits. All the religions people follow teaches the righteous path & lessons on humanity. As shown in both these movies, it is the followers of these religions who depicts it as good or bad. So forget stupid comments of anyone’s religions & enjoy the movies. At least in the world of so much sorrow there is something we can divert our minds & relax.
@sourabh : Who told you that education for females / girls is prohibited in Islam ? Please dont judge Islam solely on basis of Taliban preachings. They issued a Fatwa against education of girls to disallow their rights n avoid modernisation. Malala is great example we have. Even Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) quoted ‘Get education even if you have to travel to China (China was considered to be very far n remote place in his era) ‘ . I request all indicine users to not to judge Islam solely on basis of terrorist who are misusing Islam. We do have many muslim examples like APJ Abdul Kalam, Dr. Zakir Hussain, Sir Syed, Malala & many more who are great examples for society !!!!!!!!!
Nice movie… and yes the ending was unexpected when Aamir reaches with Ranbir kapoor, both of them were acting so good… unfortunately I hvnt seen any female from their planet….I wish I could in PK2. ;)
and how can I forgot to mention Aamir’s hardwork on this body… Well done boss, probably Aamir, U r in universal disorder…. cas ur age is gradually decreasing… Hv u gone through Black Hole and got a rebirth???
Anyways
Thanks for this awesome movie.. Director sahab!!!
Azi
Dikhti hu main Maa jaise sab kehte hai, sab kehte hai sAcH kehta hai.. Par hu main mere papa ki beti…!!
Awesome movie amir khan gave a endless performance, all dialogues of movie r endless… All over movie is too good………better than dhoom3
veryyy funny…..pkkk… .
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Syed thinks that Aamir Khan means that about Hinduism ,lokxx. He is saying it for every religion that exists on earth including Islam(the worst of them).
My favourite dialogue is ” Hamare right dialogue bohut hi simple hai , Jisne hum sab ko banaya Us Pe wish was karo aur Je ka Tum log Banaya , au Duplicate God( Allah , Bhagwan(s) , Jesus , Moses , Buddha and all others who claimed to be God or Messengers of God ) Ko Hatayi Do.
Muslims think that Aamir Khan means that about Hinduism ,lokxx. He is saying it for every religion that exists on earth including Islam(the worst of them).
My favourite dialogue is ” Hamare right Number bohut hi simple hai , Jisne hum sab ko banaya Us Pe wish was karo aur Je ka Tum log Banaya , au Duplicate God( Allah , Bhagwan(s) , Jesus , Moses , Buddha and all others who claimed to be God or Messengers of God ) Ko Hatayi Do.
There are multiple monotheistic religions. Just because Islam was mentioned multiple times in the movie and the scriptwriters found it better to write god instead of god(s), doesn’t mean that the movie was promoting Islam. It’s telling the world that God(s) don’t need puny mortals’ protection against other puny mortals who just so happen to be angry. Pray to whom you want to pray, but be aware that the connection may be wrong. The person/god who you are trying to reach is correct.
Kaune. Phirki lyraha hy!!!!!( someone is kidding with us!!!)
Wow! This is called a paisa vasool movie . I watch this movie 5 Times awesme scriptnd direction by RAJKUMAR HIRANI. He is a real star . Aamir toh supebbbb aLways
Bhaiya all is well .
after wtching dis movie . @ luv u full cast yrr anushka, sushant singh rajput nd special apperance of my favourite star
Ranbir kapoor@
luv u ol .
Amir Khan Is Very Maintain for how to use and how to talk diloge, it’s very intelligent…..!!
if god wanted to differentiate between people, he would have marked different religions on the body.So It is proved that no religion is true.A religion is over all that is humanity.
Fuck all religion
the movie was intelligently made. The line is so fantastic!!!!
” have faith on the God that created man, not to a god that is created by man.”
two thumbs up for this movie!!!!!!
more movies aamir khan
what do you mean by humanity..
First u understand what is humanity then comment..
Humanity comes within islamm…………
islam never violeted humanity………..
I am also a muslim but it is wrong to give unneccessaey comments on other religion
Why u all making this religious war plz stop this and comment about that what is main topic
2 favorite dialogues:
1.
Doctor: Kya kar rahe ho yaha?
PK: Dharam wali mahoriya dhund raha hu. Bhagwaan thappa kaha lagata hai bhai?
2.
“Ih dekho, hum samjhata hu. Daddhi muchh aur pagdi toh Sikh. Nikal gayi pagdi to Hindu aur nikal gayi muchh to Musalman. Ih pharak duplicate God ne banaya. Agar asli bhagwan bannata toh thappa laga ke bhej ta! Hai kauno thappa baadi pe??”
Ihan Kuchho Karney K Lye Ihan Ki Bhaasha Seekhna Bahoot A Jaruri Hai,Jaise K E Bhai Sahb Ka Btana Tha E Ka Phaisan Maan Kuchho Diphrence Hai.
Awesome dialogue. ….
pk. Is a best movie
Naam kuccho naahi hai hamaar lekin pata nahi kaahey sab log humka PK-PK bulawat hai? (I does’t have any name but I don’t know why people call me as pk-pk?)